WHAT IS THAT!!! Not signing this contract 😂😂😂

You are always the bad dev in someone's else story

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about github...

F*** all this motivational/inspirational shit going on nowadays. We don't need cold showers, wake up 4:30 AM, or sacrifice time with loved ones just because our ego wants to be successful.

What if I don't want it, what if I just want to BBQ some chickens, drink Red Bull, and watch some Netflix shows until I die.

I don't want to own a Lamborghini, big apartment, live in a warm place with a nice view over the blue ocean, etc. This is just an illusional life-style story that every single person in the world wants, and the reason is so media and commercial companies can trick people to buy whatever they want.

I don't give a shit, we'll all die someday, I don't need these things in my life to make me feel happy or complete. I've seen people with everything, yet they commit suicide because the inner self is broken.

Just be happy with whatever you have, and stop going after things that won't really make you happy. The fact you have eyes to see, ears to hear, and hands to feel is worth billions in itself.

Wake up.

Credits :: some subreddit :/

When you hit 125 rep

“We want a new website, but not in HTML, we need Wordpress.”

Oh you poor client...

Node Js..😍😍♥️♥️

I just found a developers/designers worst nightmare...

wow. 😂

Try to beat me (have a slower internet connection).

Bandersnatch... Your life isn't your's...

I will test this w/ my crush after a few minutes but I will use . NET because she is a .NET senior developer... wish me luck!

What the hell am I searching on Google?

Game of testing

20's Kids these days....

Coworker: You've merged the wrong PR. It is broken.
Me: is it marked as broken? Is there a mail marking it as broken?
Coworker: yes. I wrote something in the chat.

Me: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I do NOT read and click every brain fart from the chat. I had the PR (as reviewer and dependent developer) open on my desk and waited for the coworker to fix his merge conflicts.

OK then, try to revert. Git reset hard. Push -f. Policy does not allow master modification. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Fuck this company. Fuck the policies. Fuck them all with a chainsaw. Forced me to work 2 weeks more. 17.04 should have been my last day at this circus. Let 3 other guys go to vacation while I have fix their management's mistakes. Fuck. You. All. Eat shit and suffocate in piss.

half day gone try to find or remember the password of some SSL/key/encrypt/crt/shit/whatever.

Blaming myself for hours, how could I not save the password somewhere?

#Enter Password:
(I pressed enter, no password).
it works.

I love IT security

Hey, we want that devop thing that everyone is talking about!

dicker-compose up
focker-compose up

But why??

Docker is so fucking infuriating when it doesn’t work, but amazing when it does

Don’t forget to clean up unused docker volumes once in a while...

Devops though

GO HARD OR cd ~

Look! Buzzword wall!

😁😁....

I UsE aRcH bTw

I just got used to this latest iteration of the UI you fuckers...

*drops the truth bomb*

AWS is so complicated, it could be a full-time job to only understand all their names and stuff