When your shortcuts don't work anymore..

I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.

I work in a computer repair shop. A COMPUTER repair shop. And every day, I get asked "Do you repair phone screens?" No. No, I do not. Stop asking!

When your program runs perfectly on the first try

When you take computer message seriously,

Source at the images

I think (not sure though) that the device doesn't have enough space

NSA just opened their own GitHub account:
https://github.com/nationalsecurity...

"How does your live chat work?"

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

So I leave about 300 GB of files to transfer overnight. Come back in the morning and the entire fucking transfer has been paused because there was one duplicate file and it wanted to know whether to replace it or not. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP TRANSFERRING THE REST OF THE FILES?

The post button should say "Commit"

JetBrains IDEs hands down. These folks know what devs need.

Plan before you start a project (write pseudocode, draw a small diagram, research other implementations, etc). Without a plan, those projects are usually the ones that turn out unfinished.

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.

Never assume anyone will figure out anything on their own

Gary's a prick

I am thinking about starting a bar.
Should I name it "foo bar" or "nav bar"??

When the new employee shows up with new ideas and is all excited to work there.

Decided to do a custom 404 page for my site, what do you think?

We all have our favourites

When deadlines come due but you still try to party with your friends...

Well that's a bummer

"Siri, is any beer left in the fridge?"

"I don't care, ask your new bit** Alexa! "

Me (6yo): Whatcha doing?
Dad: Programming.
Me: ???
Dad: If I type this on the screen and hit this key *color appeared on screen*
Me: *eyes go wide... Dad is magician*

And here I am nearly 30 years later still learning.

I charmed the graphic designer and we "hung out" a lot at my place during lunch.

The graphic designer was the boss' daughter.

You know you're a dev when your browser tabs look like this

I wish there was a .gitignore for people

Never gonna happen ..

Seems legit.
(No clue what the source is.)

Umm, Wut?