My employer has this really cool thing. Where if I do my job very well, I get to do other peoples jobs too!

Absolutely barbaric!

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Story of an IT guy 🔫

Enabling Javascript on Windows

Boss: I need to demo our product but it looks smaller on my laptop.
Me: That is because you have a 1920x1080 monitor and your laptop is 1280x800
Boss: Is that something you can fix?
Me: No you will need a new laptop, but the company has a sales laptop with that resolution.
Boss: No just get the company credit card and buy me one today!
*Bosses son hears*
Bosses Son: Here take the sales laptop
Boss: Will that be quick enough
Bosses Son: It has a 8 core i7 Processor, 16GB ram and a dedicated GPU
Boss: *looks at me confused*
Me: Your demoing a web browser, that will be more then ok. But were using chrome so 16GB of ram will be pushing it.
*me and bosses son laughs*
Boss: Can we upgrade it?

My progress in CSS

adding //To do in my code be like

My girlfriend heard I wanted a stress ball. She made me one.

Developers clearly aren't the only ones struggling with proper naming!

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

Report to who?

Needs to be 2am.. else nothing gets done!

CAN SOMEBODY STOP THE TIME FOR A WHILE!!!

I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO AND TOO LITTLE TIME!!!

FML!

PS. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN DEVRANT?

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

New year

Marvelous.

Applying to a school for CS major, and they can't even fix their website to not have a null pointer exception...

Do I really want to go here?

!rant

Little reverse bot psychology

Being weird is normal,
Being normal is weird. 😎

Don't be this guy 😂

This got me walking on the right side of life. I feel saved

"Yeah i use linux because its free and open source and secure!!"

*uses chrome and google*

I asked my friend at work who is the weirdest one?

He said it's me. 😱

Just kidding. 😁
I don't have any friends.
😢😩😥

I see everyone is showing off rubber ducks. Now I wonder if my pokemon can do the same trick?

!rant

I work from home. Sometimes, my husband remotes into his computer during the day. When I see it, I message him jokingly that someone is "hacking his computer". Then this happens:

I was at the movies today. The subtitles didn't italicize as they expected.

Well...

"Sometimes you just gotta see your code from another angle"