Everyone be like "I started programming at the age of 2 and my first ever spoken words were “for...each”".

We get it, child prodigy.

Don't mind me I'm just salty that I only discovered programming after taking the wrong course at uni which coincidentally had an extraneous Fortran module.

Welcome to the future guys.

Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays, most of my family doesn’t understand why this was my favorite gift this year 😂😂😂

Bug 🐛

Self Explanatory.

Can gaming get better on Linux please? I know there are steps towards this but when I can move everything over to arch/Ubuntu etc would be awesome, including VR stuff.

Accurate

⚫⚫⚫⚫🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

must be a hell of a front-end.....
Yes this is a Frontend Dev Job :)

I should quit

No,Thanks I can wait one more day.

Irony is, the person who put this is on his seat is German 🙂 🇩🇪

Standards, why follow them?

error 404

Should I get my new domain for 12 months or 1 year? Decisions, decisions...

Last year I built the platform 'Tindex'. It was an index of Tinder profiles so people could search by name, gender and age.

We scraped the Tinder profiles through a Tinder API which was discontinued not long ago, but weird enough it was still intact and one of my friends who was also working on it found out how to get api keys (somewhere in network tab at Tinder Online).

Except name, gender and age we also got 3 distances so we could calculate each users' location, then save the location each 15 minutes and put the coordinates on a map so users of Tindex could easily see the current location of a specific Tinder user.

Fun note: we also got the Spotify data of each Tinder user, so we could actually know on which time and which location a user listened to a specific Spotify track.

Later on we started building it out: A chatbot which connected to Tinder so Tindex users could automatically send a pick up line to their new matches (Was kinda buggy, sometimes it sent 3 pick up lines at ones).

Right when we started building a revenue model we stopped the entire project because a friend of ours had found out that we basically violated almost all terms.

Was a great project, learned a lot from it and actually had me thinking twice or more about online dating platforms.

Below an image of the user overview design I prototyped. The data is mock-data.

//TODO: Add Camera

This is how I handle bad requests.

#10YearsChallenge 😂

Human nature in a nutshell....

Fucking shit, where did i go wrong ?

the free antivirus software that comes with your computer

Finally! The laptop is filled !
Still don't have the Devrant sticker tho 😭😭😭
Will have to layer it up now!

I NEED COFFEEEEEEEE!!!
I NEED COFFEEEEEEEE!!!
I NEED COFFEEEEEEEE!!!

Best part about home automation?

Morning coffee right in the face when your automation system breaks and goes nut.

Made my day 😂😂

Well, I guess, it's not really a true social media like Facebook, but it's a thing..

During a random school project.

Me: *Explains why team members idea is bad*

Team member: *Im going to do it like this anyways.*

Me: *add explaination of why idea is bad to git commit log.*

1 week later: some parts of the project dont work like they are suppost to.

Team member: *dude can you help me bla bla....(encounters issue i mentioned regarding his idea)*

Me: *no, i've already got too much on my plate. please, sort it out yourself....*

At the presentation

Teacher: *ask question about problem*

Team member: *tries to blame the problem on me....*

Me: *shows git commit log to teacher*

Me: *passing grade*

Team member: *failing grade*

Justice served.

In the age of multithreading, parallel processing, and non-blocking IO, you still get messages like this.