When the bus arrives and leaves your stop and you don't notice because your brain is thinking about code!

I was just thinking... The JetBrains devs must enter the office and be like:
"Today I'm gonna program a programming program for others to program, and I'll do it on the programming program I programmed last year."

Working with a team of interns, pointed out a bunch of unit tests are failing, they said they would take care of it.

10 mins later they opened a pull request to delete the tests that were failing.

fml, fml, fml, fml ... and ... oh yeah fml

When error messages have self-awareness and fix problems by themselve the world will burn but I have less issues to care about.

manager: we had great feedback last week, real users were testing our app! However, we have noticed a lot of issues regards database performance and data replication...

me: oh, that's great news!! How many users? Like hundreds?

manager: no, 6 users so far

My new cup :D

How??

Error: Couldn't display error message.

What?

Honestly I'm doing this tomorrow.😂

My client wants a jpg image with a transparent background !!!!!!!

So I wanted to have a productive coding day, but I failed due to getting lost trying to write a Sublime Text plugin that would improve my productivity.

The worst one I've seen

developer vs tester

Css ninjas

It was hard to write, so it should be hard to read.

What is your favourite dev-tool, you can't live without?

For me it's Git. Rescued my life for several times... 😅

Programmer's life ...

just a small change

Let's build an Android app... For a static Website.

This was a picture I found from about a couple years ago. My aunt got me the shirt for my birthday.

much frustration

ver not wow.

Log into work at 9 am to see a meeting scheduled for 7 am, sent at 6 am.

When the team isn't holding anymore

Never ask a woman about their age.

Never ask a man about their wage.

Never ask a dev about their bugs.

Computers help us to solve problems, we wouldn't have without them.

8 hobits == 1 hobyte

Oh right! This function has only 1 line, this will be easy to fix.
Wait...
What!?
It's a mile long!

- there is a bug in the code.
A: I have searched everywhere I can't find the bug
B: What was the last thing you wrote?
A: I called this function
B: did you check the function for bugs?
A: no, I just coded it, there can't be any bugs there

PM - Client wants to know if we can do this? Also, how long will it take?

[Spend 2 hours researching because you've never done this before]

Dev - Yes, it'll take 15 minutes.

Best licence ever

Reading through legacy code, only to discover the comment:

/*
* to the poor guy who has to fix this
* ...
* I'm sorry
*/