I feel like people don't understand what I mean when I say "I'm a console gamer"

I'm dreaming to send homework to my C++ programing lecturer full of strange #defines and make the code compilable, runnable and working well
He would feel the black side of cpp😈😈😈

I told my Girlfriend to talk dirty to me on whatsapp. Now we are discussing about HTML & CSS.

And once again, Ikea has saved me a bunch of money!

I relate

So...Today I found an SQLI (sql injection , google if you're not aware) in one of our products , I start exploring it , I get my trusty Kali on me workstation . sqlmap etc. Tell my manager it's a true positive... I start exploring the db , half the devs at my manager's place start staring at his screen as I proper fuck a QA db server... I hear a qa guy mention triangulation as sqlmap dumps a uid table in his face . I hear my manager's manager saying 'this has been in our app for so long and we found it just now ? Who found it ?' *manager proudly saying me name* 'He's still working this late ?' ...apparently now my trip to england is getting covered for both me and me gf by the company...

When your colleague is having the time of his life writing unit tests

Italica!!

They should come up with some term for non-developers, i.e muggles

One of the quotes that applies to me

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

I need this shirt now!

It's amazing how much you can do only in 1-2 hours. Somehow I was in full productive mode and I swear I completed tasks that would normally take a week because of how lazy I am normally.

Oh no. 😞

Are you telling me that I could've learned Git in 15 minutes on git-scm.com opposed to wasting 3 days on the Udacity tutorial!?!

The error page for the new site we build. 😀

If a program says that an unknown error occurred. It probably means, that the programmer was too lazy to handle an exception.

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

Had a former customer call a few (10) years ago, furious that we shut down their website.

Me: but you moved your website to another provider 2 years ago? We dont even provide webhosting any more?

Turns out, when they moved we put a redirect to their new site on our server.

During the summer this server was decommisoned due to a failing harddrive but since we no longer had any active customers on it we just pulled the plug.

The customer had never actually redirected their domain name. :)

When we sent them a copy of their own cancellation letter we got an "oh hell, sorry".

:D

To all IT-guys out there, be it the desperate sysadmin or the kind lady of the support team, I whish all of you and your family/friends a merry christmas! 😃

Can't say no to coffee!

BAE loves Linux. 😘

This might actually be my first real rant.

Whatever fucking cockgoblin decided that making dynamics GP so fucking confusing needs to suck a big bag of dicks. I'm so fucking tired of having to google every damned table name and column name because nothing makes any motherfucking sense.

Am I supposed to instinctively know what PM20201 does? What data it holds? I don't mind reading documentation. But it's hard to even know where to start when the shitbird API and database are more complicated than calculating orbital fucking decay.

I am done. Fuck you gp. Fuck you and your nonsense. I guess our sales people don't get to know when an invoice was paid.

Really makes you think.

Users are smarter than you think :)

We all know and love this type of customers

isLucky = true;

How to get max value of an integer

May your holidays be filled with the happiest of memories 🎅🎄🎁

Merry Christmas, devRant community && happy new year