https://plus.google.com/+codeprojec...

Source: https://twitter.com/kvlly/status/...

if(rand.Next(2) == 0)
forecastSun();
else
forecastRain();

All major browsers render this simple 'square' differently
https://twitter.com/Martijn_Cuppens...

devRant algo doing its thing.

Is it OK to bludgeon the noisy, moaning, constantly negative 'devs' sitting opposite (and who deliver nothing) with my chair?

Those that can, do; those that can't, manage.

When bad frontends renovate houses

Source: https://reddit.com/r/...

Microsoft have forked GitHub and created GitSub

Microsofts underwater data centre:
https://bbc.co.uk/news/av/...

The danger of using Windows

Low motivation?

Buy the team cookies and cake.

Looks like Googles recapture is now used to help their deep mind AI identify dick pics 🍆

npm i

Now waiting for the Internet to download....

Source: https://www.mrscruff.com/gdpr

Business Rep: Hi dev guys, you know that priority 1 work you were doing? We've decided GDPR is important, can you sort it for Friday? OK, thanks, bye.

When a colleague sends an email, then immediately walks over to tell you they sent an email.

Security "experts" forcing monthly password expiry because it's more secure.

Behind schedule on my current delivery, but it could be worse

Article: https://pcmag.com/news/361070/...

Vague requirement for feature A received from client
Business consultant refines
Example mapping done
Acceptance criteria defined
Scheduled in sprint
Development done
Unit tests passed
Pull request reviewed
Code merged and deployed to system test
Functional testing successful
Deployed to UAT
Client asked to sign off

Client: "Actually I don't want that feature."

"Make it work, then make it better."

Get your tests passing. Then refactor to improve it.

Headphones on, in the zone, deep into some heavyweight logic, blissfully unaware of the office surroundings.

Get tapped on shoulder. "hey, I've finished that easy task a deformed amoeba could have done. Want to see?"

NO!

If money was no object, what would be your ideal dev laptop?

IM conversations with a client

(t==0): Me: Hey A, I'm writing this logic and wanted your confirmation, would you like X when Y?

(t==2): A: *A is typing....*

(t==10): A:

(t==54): A: *A is typing....*

(t==126): A:

(t==265): A: *A is typing....*

(t==334): A: *A is typing....*

(t==386): A: *A is typing....*

(t==439): A: yes