Everytime!

Everytime I read "USB", My mind consider it a backup of USA.

🤷

What’s your opinions on AWS, Azure, and whatever googles version is called. I’m curious and I’m asking because I don’t really know a lot of details. I just know they host stuff and make some stuff easier.

😂😂😂

Pretty and responsive HTML e-mails for gmail, outlook and united internet clients (Germany).

git music

First git commit for 2019😄😄😄

Me: *Applies for entry level full-stack job*

Recruiter: "Sorry, I can't hire you because you don't have the years of experience we're looking for. We can take you on as an intern! Unpaid of course, while we train you."🙂

Clueless Me: "Sure, why not."

*second day into the internship*

Boss: "I have this really big project, and I want you to be the lead. I'm going to be very vague about what I want, so you'll constantly have to make changes to user stories, wireframes, & database designs until I'm satisfied. Don't ask me any questions for clarity, because I'm busy 🙂"

Silly Me: "okay"

Boss: "Also, can you train all the other interns? You're so lucky! You'll get to pick the best to join your team" 🙂

Stupid Me: "okay"

Boss: *emails me a spreadsheet of 80 Front-End interns (freshmen and sophomores)*
"Did you start building the app yet?" 🙂

Me (Dummy): "You haven't approved the final wireframes ye-"

Boss: "And for the other interns' training, what did you have in mind?" 🙂

Me (Dumbass): "I made a training guide, they're already followi-"

Boss: "My project manager for this other project left, guess he couldn't handle the pressure of a real job... HAHAHAHA! You're gonna take the lead of that project, too!"
*Adds me to the slack group* 😁

Me (Imbecile): "Wha-"

Boss: "And we've been having trouble with keeping track of everyone's code. Is there something we can do instead of slacking code snippets back and forth?" 🤔😮

Me (Fucking Imbecile): "Wait, you guys are working on a project and you don't have any form of version control? Maybe we should take a few steps back and plan thi-"

Boss: "Are you gonna take initiative or not!?" 😡

Me (Enlightened): "I quit." 😑

Former Boss: "Too bad... I was going to offer you a paid role tomorrow morning. Oh well!" 😔

Some reviews can make you go nuts...

Looks like nature is in love with my code.

I'm hired fulltime!

Got a mail from Germany, It had a stamp of Bread that looks soo cool. Thinking of starting a stamp collection now.

They must be from Planet Jungle. :/

My bash aliases explains how lazy I am.

Got another 5 star review on my app, which also, according to Play Console, now has over 300 downloads. Life is good. 😁

Today I realized an interesting thing about social media I use:

Twitter: using since 20.06.2016, likes from J.Dorsey: 0
Facebook: using since 21.11.2010, likes from M.Zuckerberg: 0
Vk.com: using since 24.10.2008, likes from P.Durov: 0
devRant: using since last Sunday, likes from @dfox : 1

Didn't notice this initially because I'm new to devRant, but today I decided to visit the About page. Then I looked at my notifications. Then once again the About page. *a lightbulb appears* xD

      

Please consider my questions StackOverflow 😭

I went to EMF a few days ago and started programming the badge when I got home. In a couple of hours. I got a DevRant viewer on the thing!

Can't believe this...

Very satisfied with my pencil array :)

99 bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Take one down
and patch it up
117 bugs in the code

*git status*

OMG. What are these green texts on the screen? Am I officially a HAXXOR?

Changelogs are like a magazine for programmers...

After a year of planning and researching and waiting. I finally realised. Fuck it. Let’s fucking do it already. So over the next 2 months, I’m gonna get other parts and have a real fucking rig ready.

A devRant meetup wouldn't be bad.

Just two funny Captcha that I wanna share with you. Second is in comment.

Look, I got a new Molex-Watch.

Code on paper before rewriting the code on a computer

Waiting for Gradle Build to finish...