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So I found this sticker while cleaning my desk. Now my work laptop looks better

My employer has this really cool thing. Where if I do my job very well, I get to do other peoples jobs too!

Error: caller not found

Obviously.

Knowledge is power, 1337 skills

To those of us that are alone tonight, remember that alcohol is a solution.

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

This is how every app should start...

adding //To do in my code be like

I feel like people don't understand what I mean when I say "I'm a console gamer"

A Software Engineer's affair

Story of an IT guy 🔫

Double your estimates.

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Not again...

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

Just Triggering your nostalgia

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Report to who?

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Well now, I wouldn't want to mention anyone specific since talking about someone behind their back and calling them 'weird' isn't very nice. 🙄 But absolutely HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, if I HAD a weird coworker, they would probably...
- ... strut about the office, telling all how great yet underpaid their work is
- ... write lots of 'concepts' because coding is for lowly programmers
- ... insist that the code they have to do when boss is looking is simply too complicated for unit testing, and 'that's great!'
- ... brag about their/wear to work a ridiculous array of ties in every colour imaginable, when everyone else shows up casual

- ... trap people into listening to them talk for hours about...
-- ... ties
-- ... their misspent youth
-- ... how awesome they are/were/will be
-- ... why it's a good idea to eat cheese

- ... never let me forget I'm female, coz *insert BS reasons why all devs must by nature be male here*
- ... send me little unsolicited notes and mails with funny (sexist) jokes *har har*

- ... be let go, at which point everyone else discovers why they had so much time that they could spend chatting away at the watering hole
- ... earn the eternal hatred of anyone picking up the pieces of their 'work'
- ... try to steal our customers away who will laugh in their bloody face

Just my theory, of course..

A devops engineer in its natural habitat

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

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Code reuse.