Totally agree...

–Can you recommend me a GDPR expert?
–Yes!
–Can I have their email address?
–No!

YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE CAN'T STORE FILES LARGER THAN 4 GB.

I'll show myself out.

Submitted my first open source pull request 😍

If a programmer owns a death note :

writes an asterisk * and the world would just end like that

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Sometimes my code is so bad that it takes an entire family to debug it.

Well...

A software engineer was smoking...

A lady nearby asked him: "Can't you read the warnings? Smoking is injurous to health!"

He replied: "We are bothered only about errors, not warnings!"

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

It's always the semicolons

Oh yes I know how it feels.

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

The worst part about devRant is the inability to explain to non-devs why I'm laughing so hard at something.

This is also the best part.

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

The cloud using Debian

Source: facebook

One of many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn!

My first step to a better 2017:
Learning to use git.

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Excellent Database table design...

Microsoft, you've got te be kiding me...

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

Painfully true...

How many of you use the dark theme on here?

That moment when a friend was talking to you about an artificial intelligence he is building that is supposed to be a voice assistence and "even better" than Cortana. After a long time I asked him for the code like I wanted to check out the revolutionary techniques of machine learning he was talking about. So here is a short part of the 600 lines long "voice logic".
I almost started crying 😂😂

A: So are you the programmers of this software?

B: Yeah, I did the front end

A: Oh it looks so fantastic! It is simple, yet beautiful and responsive. Truly great design, you are so talented!

C: I did the back end...

A: Oh, you mean the server stuff?

C: Yeah

A: Niceeee

What showing devRant to your friend feels like @abhaikollara

Every damn time.

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.