Sooo....... I heard you guys likes ducks 😂

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Friendly reminder for travalers:

You can usually reset your free WiFi time at airport networks by clearing cookies :)

What the ...😂

So yesterday I wanted to login to chess.com app but it seems Zucc already got me covered

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong

I am confused to choose in which field should I go...Web Development or Mobile Development or Software..?

Please help

*i am a teenager*

*i don't have credit card*

*can't buy anything*

*sees unixstickers is $1*

*pulls out a dollar from physical wallet*

*throws in the air*

*cries*

Boss decided to limit Wi-Fi access only to company computers.
Ended up blocking everyone, including himself.

Professor: "Who here regularly backs up all their data?"
*Some people raise their hands*
Professor: "Who has at some point lost their data?"
*The exact same people raise their hands*

Worst pseudocode ever.

Hate "smart" Facebook ads ..

PHP is a meme
Javascript is a meme
CSS is a meme
HTML is a meme
C is a meme
Everyone loves Python
Wordpress is a meme
.NET is a meme
Vim is a meme
Emacs is a meme
Apple is a meme
Microsoft is a meme
Windows is a meme
Having software available on Linux is meme
Stack Overflow is a meme

It doesn't matter what kind of developer you are.
Together we're one big meme.

Yesterday we all stopped working to admire the weather from our office.

I spent a day teaching my 3 year old nephew to count from 0 and he argued with his teachers the following day that he has 9 fingers. His parents have been called to school 😂

Got my new phone a few weeks ago, it rocks a 11000 mAh battery.

Was sceptical as for how long it'd last anyways so charged it last Sunday to see how long it will last with my usage (few hours of devRanting, loads of signalling and quite some firefoxing plus Spotify a lot):

At 40 percent now 😯

When a girl joins your team as an Engineer and unleashes her badass coding skills, you look her up on the internet and notice she has 500k+ followers and is a former idol/singer. What do you do?

Biggest security issue you ever found or fixed?

Most hours you've worked in a row and why?

Will AI destroy humanity?

Do you follow test driven development?

Got this email from my manager today... a bit of a downer to my three day weekend!

I actually don't talk about work (in an indentifiable way), and I think most of the other points in their guide are utter BS (and unenforceable).

I am pretty open (about myself) on social media though, so feel sorry for HR if they've been combing through it! 🤣

I'm no longer quitting with formal letters.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

ironic

Hahahhahaha, it is...

Been looking around ways to improve devrant's user experience a little, Idk whether you guys like it or not.. Just a suggestion 😂

Don't you just love scammers... (Hopefully I can post all these in sequence)

Anytime I have to deploy to iOS store. Part of the stack includes human review... Need I say more?

If I had a dollar for every fucking time they ignored our flagging to not put it on iPad, and returned with their review 2-3 days later saying:

"App UI did not run on iPad resolution cleanly."

Then having to submit an appeal and wait 2-3 more days...

Let me just quickly jump the WordPress wagon.

Fuck WordPress.