If we ever colonize Mars or if we even go further I am already feeling sorry for the poor bloke that will have to work on DateTime library.

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

True story....

When you have 113 build errors to fix, but you find a bubble wrap to pop.

When you were growing up to be a developer and your mom brags about what a genius you were and has literally no idea what she was bragging about...

#IJustInstalledLinuxMomChill...

Funny story my step dad was bragging about me hacking Google to a group of his guys a few months ago (mind you I'm 21, he's a roofing contractor) and he calls me over and is like "yo, Jimmy. Tell them how you hacked google. (Obviously I never "hacked google", whatever that means) and this guy he's talking to say:

"Oh shit. You can do that shazz".

For my own amusement I replied:
"Yeah I hacked google last week. I HTML'd into their json databases to pull out an ASP in order to bash attack on their .Net services using only CSS"

Of course the man's only response at this point was to ask me how much it would cost me to build him a site...

That feeling when DevRant is getting so big that you are afraid from making that rant because someone at work might recognize you.

Can't wait for this to happen

This makes me consider changing career paths.

Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.

For those who want the esc key back
You can buy the iEsc adapter for $99.99

ReferenceError: variable "nose" is not defined. xD

customer service

Doesnt everyone love toolbars?
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A person who left university as a good developer, probably entered university as a good developer.

:( ...

Client : Hey make me five page website with blabalabla blabla blabla blablablablablabla that should be easy for you! for 10$?
me : for 10$ i can create a new folder and thats it and i am not gonna call it project i will name it asdaddaddadsas!

Finished a 10-minute tutorial, better add it to my skills..

when eslint has had enough of your shit

>Building advertising platform
>Life is good
>Fire up the dev server and open in browser
>No assets
>What the fuck
>Check code and config for like an hour it's all good
>What the fuck
>Try incognito browser, it works.
>What the fuck
>Oh yeah. Adblock. Fuck.

This interview NEVER gets old

Devs we be like.....!...thanks to Bots.....Why should we remain single for ever😂😂😂

I agree

Co-incidence??

When you don't know what to do :p

The first thing my prof showed to us day 1.

😂😂😂😂😂

Wikipedia says that a nerd/geek lacks social skills. They should see this amazing community, thanks DevRant :)

back from a 3 week vacation...

*googles "introduction to web development"*

I really feel insecure, when it threatens me!

hehehe