Bug Rant: Open Google app(android), type this on search bar 'send a message to barack obama'.

You're welcome

FUCK BLUEJ

How cute *_*

I told my girlfriend about Devrant. Now she's hooked onto it and doesn't pay attention to me. And now I'm ranting about it on Devrant. Oh the irony! T_T

Someone make a programming language in Latin so I can learn latin. Thank you. :3

My girlfriend stole my fucking devrant sweater.

New devRant comic! Based on a clever rant by @saiprasad (https://devrant.com/rants/262624/)

Start teaching actual code, not dreamweaver.

Issuing transfers to unix for every developer

STOP TEACHING ON STONE AGE IDEs FFS

Yes please.

I'm about to put an iframe in an Angular app that displays a Java applet. This isn't development, it's a suicide note

So there is this girl who was trying to be cute and wrote a mock C code for me :

She wrote :

If(existence=disapointment)
printf("kill self");
else
printf("what else??");

And without hesitating I told her that her code had a fault in it and it would always print "kill self" no matter what the level of disappointment is. And asked her to fix it.
The way she fixed it was probably best described as the situation when you have no idea what you are doing and you don't try to understand either. (or was simply passive aggressive) :

If(existence=disapointment)
printf("kill self");
else
printf("kill self");

Honestly though I hope she was being passive aggressive because boy do I pity people who confuse between '=' and '=='

Best Valentine’s Day present ever! She knows me so well. This will be VERY useful in work.

Thanks @Number0, love you

Came across this and wanted to share it with everyone here! Haha

I think CS education is getting weaker and weaker every year.
Since they released CS GO, CS seems to be overtaken by little cry kiddies who put out insults like an AK on speed.
I wish CS education was like when CS 1.6 came out.
Those were great years to learn gungames on The Simpsons maps and you were actually able to land headshots by skill and not just utter luck.

No. More. Writing. Code. On. A. Fucking. Piece. Of. Paper.

 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

try {
❤
} catch(e) {
🍺
}

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂