Manager on Friday evening:
Do this.
Manager on Monday morning: Is it done ?

Watched so many tutorials recently, my inner English voice started having an Indian accent!

If programmers were doctors.

Doctor A: the patient is having heart attack
Doctor B: we have to reproduce the heart attack to be able to heal him
Doctor C: why dont we just remove the hesrt and install a new heart
Doctor D: human heart are bad, maybe we should use animal heart

Hello world.

Poor mummy

Lovely Algo you have there.

I'm at Disney world and the Windows OS was exposed on one of the machines at a ride so pulled up CMD and ran "tree C:/" then played sample music on full blast. Get on my level hackers :^)

Some of my webdev t-shirts.

I enjoy when non-devs have to ask me what it means

Just wanted to say a massive thanks for the stickers. They arrived a few weeks ago but just realise my attempt at posting a picture failed :(

Now I just need to decide where to stick them!

Does anyone else have major issues with being interrupted whilst programming

I just lose track , I have it all in my head get an email read it try and get back into it but it takes me 10 minutes

Problem is I'm the main dev. I get a lot of emails 😔

When a application for learning the C programming language includes a meme:

When the code finally works after days of debbugging

This guy has a weird sense of system security if he thinks an SSH MOTD will keep unauthorised people away. Because you know, setting SSH permissions would be too sensible.

Books on programming...

Pretty sure they were discussing technology while playing Dota.

I think my automated test texts me more often than my boyfriend does

!rant, The Zen of Python

Android studio gradle takes so much time to build. I decided to draw something to kill time whenever it build.
Day 3: Starlord is nearly complete.

The reasons of existence behind every programming language.

Half life of Android Developer is taken by build.gradle.

Grab some popcorn

I'm speechless to see the dedication.

Emails... Emails and again emails...

PS: emails too.

My girlfriend sent me out to buy basil for soup... Had no choice so I went. At the mall entrance, 4 interactive digital signage panels. Used one to check for the supermarket's locations and saw that a display corner was flickering. The app was grabbing the full screen but had a bug with the windows' task bar. Messed with it a couple of minutes, stopped app and... Surprise! Windows 7, logged as administrator... I had to go to disk management... I really had to.

PS: gf said that I should be ashamed of what I did...

When you have a million things to do but CS memes are life :)