This guy...

git commit -m "quickfix"

Oh yes I know how it feels.

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

well hahaha......

My family asked me what do I need in these holidays. "Dozen of Raspberry Pi", I replied.

They brought me 12 blueberry.

I slowly start to believe I'm an apple fanboy, buy everything!!1

App arrangement fun

Talking about stickers, here's mine

When you work for hours to solve a bug, and finally you fixed it, only to have 2 new ones show up to replace it:

Fvcking project manager wants me to commit my partials code to the master branch just to let our employers know that we did something today! That's why you are there to relay our predicaments to them, you piece of shit!
Now he is insisting it the whole team. Fvck! Are you nuts? Do you really understand what version control really means? Why master branch, why can't we just create fucking different branch and push it there if they want reference! Commits are supposed to be a fix code or update not a broken and unfinished piece of codes! I will fvcking cross my finger after messing up the master branch. Now it looks so disgusting to me.

Debugging: being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

I challenge you all :D

Anyone else feel that the main code base they work on is so old and clusterfucked it could do with a rewrite?

Clearly his taste of music is different than that of mine!

Me: Discovered a bug during testing, but I have no idea what's causing it yet.

Project manager: Can you give me an ETA on when the fix will be done?

Me: <eye twitches>

You know you aren't a junior dev any more when you stop asking how to do something and start asking what is the most efficient way to do it.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

When you see a web service API accepting a SQL query in one of its JSON fields and the evil starts growing within you..

DROP ALL DATABASES

Just because you can!

This is what working from home means in Argentina (that's a mate (pronounced mah theh)).

Christmas came early this year!

!rant.
My new toy😎
Any of you out there drone lovers?)

!rant
When you're sick of maintaining the biggest torrent site and decide to open a restaurant instead

I now understand the double tap feature. It's really useful when your reading devRant while eating.

Im trying to brute force a rar i made Long ago, sadly i have forgotten the Passwort.
This is how it looks, when you to run it on the length 8-16 at the Same time(all posibilitys).
lets see how Long it will take.
I say 7 Days at 100% cpu usage😂😂

Make sure your clients are never also your neighbors...

Have you ever forked a potato?

https://github.com/drtshock/Potato

Worst part of being a dev: "we need this done by the end of the week"

Me: "ok what are the specifications?"

PMs: "not sure yet, we have a meeting with the client on Thursday."

Me: "cool, I'll look at it Monday."

Don't come to me with deadlines before you know what I'm building.