Bringing back the Java in JavaScript!

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

i love programming cz it's fucking awesome

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

Code. Scotch neat. Happy Friday ladies and gentlemen.

Killed!

That moment when you've been trying to fix a bug for hours then suddenly realize you've fixed it hours ago but just didn't clear the cache

click click...

*reload*
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hm.....

ah...

*hits ctrl+s*
*smiling*
*reloads*

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what the f..
..
..
hm....
hm....

aha
ctrl+alt+t
*confidentiality*
sudo sublime /opt/htdocs/learning_css/wrapping_text.html

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o.O but my code ....it's here.....but why wasn't it showing....

*just to be safe*
ctrl+s
*reload*

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meh..... what was I thinking

*wastes time restarting xampp*
*searches CSS everywhere*
*steals working code*
*eyes red as hell*
*it's 3 am*
*after 1hr*

*accidentally reloads*

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o.O
*blinking in confusion*
what the .... how did it work....
I changed nothing.....

*realises*

Third party ajax cart for magento.
"Grand parent"

Woop woop! See what we got in office 🙌🏼 Magento devs can relate it better 😁

Magento is a special kind of tool.
- >20GiB of files? ✔
- >1 GB database? ✔
- Memory needed for scripts >768 MB? ✔
- Script max. exec. time 5 hours? ✔
- Slow ass website? FUCKING ✔
- Slower deployment than a vote on a country wide legislation? FUCKING ✔
- Shitty crap pile of STD-ridden code? I BET YOUR STINKING ✔

Magento, sincerely, please die in agony.

A picture is better than a thousand words

When your bugfix destroys everything

saw this while reading the docs for set_error_handler.

#PHP

The company I work for...
Has:

1. No CI/CD
2. SVN instead of GIT
3. Outsourcing to India (oof)
4. No Automated Testing
5. Uses Bugnet (ancient, outdated)
6. No clearly defined code standards
7. No real documentation on the code
8. Rubbish code
9. No desire to reduce technical debt
10. Poorly maintained DB
11. Poor outdated equipment
12. A useless PM
13. Still priotizes IE support (??)

On a scale of 1 to 10 how fucked is this company and anything they develop?

it´s true...

Designers,

■■■■■■■ please
■■■■ stop
■■■■■■■■■ using
■■ charts
■■■■■ to show
■■■■■■■ your skills
■■■■ in your
■■■■■■■ resume

good one :D

Stackoveflow cat

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.