fuck, I'm unemployed...

!rant I swear I only started out with the intention to make a Mario.

OMG!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I just got an email from HackerRank saying they awarded me a certification...

I wonder what it is done I haven't been on there for at least a year...or two...

It turns out I am certified for basic problem solving....

Hm.... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Wow! They are incredible!

I keep creating new email filters every week or so, and they keep finding new ways to send me spam!

The best part is - these emails are sent from our internal infra. Judging by the sender it looks like they have created a bot collecting various events and sending them to... everyone.

Much smart. Many useful.
Much working

This one got me.

Pleeease JS

When a website has a messed up certificate and it’s so bad that there is no “proceed anyway” button, JUST TYPE “thisisunsafe” AND THE WEBSITE WILL FUCKING LOAD ANYWAY

works in chrome

Cause of dev stress

Large mousepad with world map. Not a toy or art but I like looking at it

Am I having a stroke? I feel like i'm having a stroke.

Client : I told you to make a *Responsive* website

Me : I checked in all my devices and they look perfect

Client : Please check for all my devices.

Devices of my client🤐

When i delete a facebook post. Deep down i know...

I updated the UI as I said last time

prettywordcloud.github.io

Found out word cloud essentially is NP hard problem, so can’t do it in an efficient way.

However, now it is more interactive, and gives the illusion it is faster

Copied from LinkedIn

Battery consumption in 6 months.
Logic vs Apple.

This is what you get when you fill a consumer electronic company with a shit load of designers and 0 qualified electrical engineer.

The benefits of working from home.

Client : I want a fully automated e-commerce website at the $50

Me : Who thought would negotiate till $400 😅

My new clothes washer has an app.

Neat!

The app requires location information or it won't start...

Fuck LG.

What the fuck do you think I entered?

I'm a victim, please join me to celebrate.

Me: We need to move to Vue
My Friend: Why?
Me: Because it's One Piece!!!!

"restricted®" made me actually laugh.

I fucking love shitty Indian and Chinese spam.

So for last few days my internet is super slow. Tried calling ISP helpline but they suck too. I have no other way than to change my ISP which would take few days.
Any suggestion for what should i work on during these boring days with no learning resources on my disk and super slow internet. Seems like i'm living in a cave.

When you have to beg your team for approval on your pull request.

new gaming pc...

😆 Why SQL, why are you screaming all the time?

I really hope you enjoy this joke

Things I have learned:

-NEVER trust a group of people not to reply all to a large email
-NEVER trust a group of people not to reply to a group text

Screenshot is from yesterday, and violates my second lesson learned (Not my group text, not my fault)

Google has answers to everything

Came up with this meme at 3 in the morning