A son asks his mom,
"Why are computers smart?"

Mom replies, "Because they listen to their motherboard" 😄

I'm the youngest person on my team, and I mean significantly younger, most of my teammates have kids older then I am. So should I be bothered when one of them calls me "kiddo"?

whoever made this should be ashame!

Most coders think debugging software is about fixing a mistake. But that’s bullshit. Debugging is actually all about finding the bug, about understanding why the bug was there to begin with. About knowing that its existence was no accident. It came to you, to deliver a message, like an unconscious bubble floating to the surface, popping with a revelation you’ve secretly known all along.
-Mr Robot

What happens when is debugging time.

When you get blinded by a white browser page after staring only at your dark themed IDE and black command line for the past 4 hours

Client stores all user accounts in a publicly accessible google spreadsheet in case the user forgets their login. It includes user name, plain text password, and just in case, the hashed password....

Love devRant! Where can I donate to help keep the Devs supplied with adequate redbull and dorritoes?

Who else wanted to build this tool after watching the episode?

You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

When you clear your cache and everything magically works again.

When a Senior Developer hands off their project to a Junior to implement new features

🙄😤.

Client: we love Internet Explorer, can you show me how the best way to use it?

Me:
Step 1: Open Internet Explorer

Step 2: Search & download Chrome.

Step 3: Close Internet Explorer

Step 4: Move Internet explorer to the bin.

Step 5: Never talk about using Internet Explorer again.

Spinner Issue fixed.

Helpful error messages

lol 😂

What end users seem like

In the zone coding... oh what's this? A text from the wife? Apparently now's the time to resolve last night's fight.

Working from home and feeling very guilty.

Developer voting system uses +1 and -1 instead of ++ and -- 🤓

How to be a successful developer:
1. Identify a problem that you don't know the answer to.
2. Spend 10 minutes searching Google for a solution, trying various keyword combos.
3. Click the link to the solution in Stackoverflow.
4. Find the solution with the most +1's.
5a. If solution looks good, implement the solution in your code.
5b. If solution is not applicable, return to step 2.
6. Test your implementation.
7a. If the problem is solved, bask in the glory of success and return to step 1.
7b. If the problem is not solved, move your hand vigorously through your hair, pulling out several strands. Exhale loudly. Next return to step 2.

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
> You console it

Why the hell not?!

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.

After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.

Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?

The man hesitated for a second looking confused.

Man: But I thought we were in the same class

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

True story every night!

My favorite command of day is 😂

rm -rf {foo}/{bar}

Reference if you don't know what happened today:
http://independent.co.uk/life-style...