REAL Programmers Don't //COMMENT their </CODE>.

If it was HARD to WRITE
It Should be HARD to UNDERSTAND

Comment if you "Agreed"

When you need to code but you're out with friends in a bar.

Today i enjoyed coding more than i did playing video games.

It was a good feeling!

Presenting my research on fraud detection with Machine Learning

How great algorithms are made!
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Working on an existing system for a client and ran into this gem of a comment.

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

The biggest coding distraction is sitting in front of a computer with internet access, let's be honest here.

This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

Well, this will be a good day.

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Why not compile?

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Yes I Can....

Can you tell me why this command doesn't work ?

Question:
Does Rubber Duck Debugging really help? Haven't tried it myself yet.

My first programming job started at a fairly small gamming company. We were pretty close because we were so small and sometimes jokes were a bit too personal. Anyway, during my 3 months probation period, the team lead invited the whole company at his house for a party. Long story short, I got wasted, and when the CEO arrived I went to him and told him something like: Yo dawg, let's drink, don't be a pu**y. The sad part is that I cannot remember doing that and apparently I shouted outloud. I had some pretty interesting meetings the next days. Came too close to being fired 😅.

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

Movie hacking vs Real hacking
Credits: SMBC comics

#OverclockTheUNIXDjango

> be me
> want to write troll "viruses" to fck arround with frieds
> write batch files
> shit everyone can see what I do
> google 'how to make exe'
> install VS
> google 'make exe with vb.net'
> spend 3hr/s copying the Internet
> send friend exe
> blocked by antivirus
> write other bullshit
> actually learn stuff
> shit I'm kinda good at this
> keep going
> 4 years later
> be system administrator / devop / web dev / app dev / desktop dev
> get paid
> inb4 wants to troll friend - finds dream job instead

Hate it when I spend more time on documentation than actual coding. I know documentation is for our own good. It still annoys me to death.

Are you part of a startup?
How does it feel being in there? Is it any different from normal jobs?

Decided to try something new today. I think they call it... sunshine?