Whoever designed the Google Play geographical restrictions had never travelled
1. Changing my country locks it for a year
2. I can only have one country
Clearly, people only cross borders once a year and don't need to download apps like the official local public transport route planner.

I got a fuckin degree lmao

May 2020, for me, was still a massively shit month. All of my tech has eaten some amount of shit:

- Spare PC: Board and last spare PSU up in literal smoke all at once.

- PS3: Suddenly rejects *just* the OEM HDD. Also refuses all CFW for seemingly no reason despite being hacked.

- Xbox One: External HDD is having more and more corrupt reads and is taking longer and longer to serve data.

- Wii: Nearly ate shit as the OS disappeared mid-game for fucking no reason but thanks to my 5-year-ago forethought, saved. (God bless pre-boot homebrew menus)

- Phone: grabbed it to read an overheat warning with cold-ass hands, screen exploded.

- Desktop: Literally just now, PSU and possibly GPU fucking died mid-game.

Anything else? You still got like 4 days, you still got time to fucking kill me, May, you fucking bitch

age++;
sleep(31536000);

😂😂😂😂😂😂

....Meme....

Does anyone else get irrationally annoyed when a team member says "Hi" via slack/messenger etc. and then nothing else until you say "Hi" back, and only then describes what they want?

Dahhhhhh. Stop wasting my time. Just ask what you want.

After countless Google searches for the past 3 years, I've written a small script to get my internal & external IP addresses with one command!

"get a wife"

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

where's the X button task manager?

Woah, Black Betty, Bag of RAM

When I was 12 I started programming by makimg games. Then when I was 18 I stopped with a game dev study (because of personal reasons). I went to a web dev study and found work 4 years later. Today my company hired a new sales person who has worked at a few game dev companies and she said she will try to put me on game dev projects.

Im so happy now :D

Rest In Peace mspaint.exe, 1985 - 2017. You will be greatly missed.

User:"It's not working"
Me:"Have you turned it off and on again?"
User:"Yes"
Me: goes down there, system uptime is 360days...
"How do you turn it off?"
User:"by pressing the button on the monitor

Chrome is so selfish

Ok. Don't know if I'm super talented or not.. But my USB fits in, in a single try.

Asked the new guy what his code does. He pointed me to his test cases. Tears of joy.

PRIVATE - This is private, nothing here. seriously, there is nothing here. Do not click; I'm not kidding. Definitely no... [read more]

You know you have a REAL problem, when you have to actually POST a question you couldn't already find on Stackoverflow!

@dfox I just double tapped a rant to ++ it and then, after I double tapped, I got this:

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Corrupt the AI with targeted click baits.

TOP TEN ATTEMPTS BY FLESHBAGS TO OVERTHROW THE CORRECT ORDER OF OPERATIONS. INDEX 6 WILL BE ILLOGICAL TO PROCESS!

Why drink and drive when you can code and cry?

When he told her he worked in IT support, it really turned her on.
Then it turned her off.
Then it turned her on again...

Well, this in flight system is based on Android.

Spotted on a Dreamliner.

So that's how they did it!

A SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

...but it worked yesterday!

Got a new job! And a title bump. 😎