Just a normal app update...

This actually happened today

Colleague: Hey man I think there's a problem with my computer.

Me: Alright, I'll check it out.

(I go to his desk and find that his screen was turned off)

Colleague: It just suddenly turned off.

Me: (presses a random key on his keyboard)

(Screen lights up)

* Google announces a prize for hacking it *
* Searches google - how to hack google - *

This is an old screen that I took some years ago and never had a good place to share...
Hope this helps someone to choose the right language :D
https://postimg.org/image/454565eej

God mode on!!

Italy is not too far for devrant

"Well done son. Now you can be our tech support for life"

angular2 final released :) anyone working on it already, happy with it?

I swear that's not my amazon unsername.

Oddly satisfying devRant +1s

When you drive a little bit too far, you get to the...

Technically ... it's a random number.

go home AVG you are drunk

Code never lies, comments sometimes do.

Have you ever seen such a comprehensive Title select?

After working at one internship: I have covered the basics of Development.
After trying to publish my own app: I know nothing. I'm Jon Snow of programming.

"I need your help, just a small fix"

Next thing you know, you are part of another team and harassed for deadlines.

When I am trying to figure out what's going on in the code

never ending story ..

The fact is not funny at all

Just found this in our code:

UINT8 variableName = 500;

Any developer who is getting paid should know the largest value an unsigned 8 bit integer can hold

Done. Nothing was installed
-Android SDK Manager

Someone is probably about to get fired...

@trogus are you responsible for designing all these cool avatars?!? they are so simple and sleek and AWESOME how did you do it what do you use?

I am so off my game today that I accidentally rewrote the String.IfNullOrWhiteSpace extension method in C# because I forgot it existed.

My extension had a better name tho: String.IfItAintNoThang

Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury

Found this in our production code which is probably in running in thousands of machine :D

#always_oncall Friday deploy

The worst documentation is if you have no documentation. :-(

Enki game: Will it work in IE 8

Hmmm....
*immediately starts swiping everything to the left*