I fuck with myself so much It really doesn’t matter if you don’t.

Here it is, the top languages.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A friend of mine asked me if I could review his code. I said ok and immediately regretted it when he sent me 250 lines of .docx text. In PDF. So I couldn't even copy-paste it.

push -f

!rant

We just finished implementing a lot of features including notifications and emoji picker in "Post Rant" page! Big props to @Dacexi

Relevant Collab: https://devrant.io/collabs/420025/

What do you think of this ?

Ruby on Rails developers comment here

Ohhh helll nooooo

Does anyone know Udemy? I bought a course and it doesn't look bad

Online coding challenges are so addicting!! :D
It's 4:44 now, the sky is starting to light up already, finally going to sleep.

Lol..

Telegram is blocked in my country 😭
The web version is no longer accessible but the mobile app still available, but it just a matter of time

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

(!rant)

Agree.

My life lately.

Which PHP framework is best for REST APIs and Why ?

One day programs will write themselves.

My school blocks all social media websites, so i made a small social media site with chat and going to run it localy on my laptop and they cant block it :D

Can we talk about this for a second? I mean WTF, how is Windows XP still a thing. Wasn't there a ransomeware attack recently, so every last sys admin should have some motivation to upgrade their shit?
Sure, I hear you say, it's just an information display. No critical stuff.
Well guess what, it was at an airport. Most likely not connected to any critical infrastructur, but still it's a computer, stuck at the boot screen at 11 a.m. running windows XP, connected to an airport network.
And I was standing there like: fuck me!

"Your pc will restart several times." Thanks fucking windows

Just noticed YouTube got inspired by porn video sites and now they are showing very short preview of video on thumbnail hover.

Nice but not that useful feature for non porn video site.

Just thinking about the world without stack overflow. 🤔

svn ci -m "routine submission"

"finally" what happened?

Today, the goverment of wkwk land block telegram. Any ISP from wkwk land has been blocking telegram starting today by the government command.
I was so sad about this, lot of community are using telegram. But i'm happy too because my company using telegram 😂 which means no more annoying message on the morning.

*ps: my boss maybe seeing this rant

age++;

A nosql query walks into a bar, but leaves shortly thereafter because he couldn't find a table.

Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
...
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.