Just made this for my new project

Today, I was successful in shouting AGENT into an automated call menu today to get to an actual agent.

Is devRant Losing Its Spark?

Hey ranters,
Anyone else notice how quiet devRant has become? Back in 2016-2017, this place was buzzing with energy, but now it’s down to just 10-12 rants a week. What happened? Did competition from platforms like Reddit or Discord take over, or did devRant stop evolving?

I still believe this platform has huge potential—developers will always need a space to vent and connect. But without fresh ideas or a clear roadmap, it feels like devRant is fading.

To the creators: what’s the plan? To the community: do you feel the same? Let’s discuss!

A concerned dev.

What do you think is the biggest lie on the intenet? I think it is "we care about your privacy".

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

I missed you guys sooooo much!
Haven't seen you all since last year ;-;

No, I'm not sorry.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

When I was learning to program nearly 15 my years ago I was incorrectly lead to believe that dividing by zero would be a much more common problem.

You're dirtier than my submodule

Interviewer: Tell us about yourself.
Me: I was born at a very young age...

Totally going to say this when I interview next.

After very long time I am amazed again with the technology. AI is really unbelievable

I changed all my password to "incorrect"
So whenever i forget it will tell me "your password is incorrect"

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.

I hate when installers have "British English" and "American English" listed

It should say "English" and "English (simplified)"

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

The most important difference between C and C++: in C you can make errors, but in C++ you can also inherit them.😐

Showed this error to my other half and was told "sounds like a regular Saturday night then"

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Me and my Jewish friend were eating lunch and I farted. He got mad so I said "cmon man a little gas never killed anyone".

Never write at the limit of your talents! Remember: debugging is always twice as hard as writing code. And if you write as cleverly as you can, you won't be able to debug it anymore.🧠

int********

If you start sweeping a fly off the monitor with the mouse cursor, it's time to turn off the computer. 😵💫

no if clients replace first

I think all this gender shit is just garbage. The male/female group has it wrong and the wtf gender group has it wrong. There is one gender, period! We are all male.

Reason: We are all made of Adams, not Eves.

Programmers are very opinionated. They either think their tool/language is the best thing since sliced bread; or they think it’s the worst thing since the Austrian painter who got rejected from art school.

My first words to one fresh graduate , which just started his backend path:

Untested code is a garbage waiting to be collected. Even if some companies / teams somehow manage to do miracles and to work with untested code... that's just a pre-death fantasy of a dying man.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.