Php is a good language. Get over it.

// I wanna know the number of Active Devrant users out of curiosity, please run the code below.

if ( you are dfox || trogus ){

comment( no_of_Active_Users );

} else {

upvote++;

}

When you're demoing you own program to people and you run into a bug you've never had before

True!

It runs, fuck everything else!

Boss: "it's not the same font"
Me: "yes, it is"
Boss: "don't argue with me. It's a different font"
Me: "ok it's a different font" (it's not)
Boss: "change it please"

15 minutes later and I've done nothing at all to it. Boss comes back.

Boss: "see? I knew it was a different font. This looks perfect now. Why were you lying to me before? I don't like you arguing with me"

I hate when people give me shit for using a Mac. You can use whatever you prefer, let me use what I like.

Guess who refused the the request to return at work after being fired unfairly? After months they understood they're wrong and they need me or just they noticed that no one wants to work in those conditions?

#iPhone7

Finally got a job as a junior front end developer, never been so proud of myself!!

Added devRant in my website!

when my relatives know I'm studying IT:
"ooh, did you know that this guy made this and become rich, and this guy made this app and is rich now too, so why haven't you made anything yet?"
//its not that simple...

Every time you work with the technology being deprecated.

to great not to share.

If you are reading this, I want you to know that I am probably on some kind of FBI watchlist because I googled "How to kill all children while leaving the parent alive". So yeah, Linux is brutal.

when you fix the bug that was in your program without actually making any more bugs

Happy new Date().getYear() + 1; to me!

Russian Roulette - Developer Edition:

Have a random generator for a number between zero and one hundred. Every developer present picks a unique number.

The generator must then reroll until somebody's number of choice is the result. It is now this person's responsibility to begin an untested deployment at 4:59pm the next available Friday.

I just began using Laravel and I have to say that I love it.