I don't know what to say

I'll just leave this here...

6 chars

so true 😁

Startups!

should work

Then there are these guys... :p

what catching bugs be like.. you end up smacking your PM

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

skype interview with chinese it vp,

vp: do u know cow-computing?
me: sorry what?
vp: cow computing
me: really can't hear you, did u mean actual Cow computing?
vp: i mean cow! you know like in the sky.
me: oohhhh, cloud computing.. (face turns red over embarrassment)

"Do not disturb"

public void NoRant()
{
I have a small hobby.. T-Shirts.. I make them for myself sometimes, when I'm bored.. so.. I thought to myself.. If I don't get a T-shirt from devRant.. I'll make one myself))) I found myself making several designs.. Here's one example:
}

haha, I've got to start adding this to all of my code...

Perfect quote!!

The quote to live by

Sending a well typed professional email to your boss, but receiving a:

Sure thing

Dave

Sent from my iPhone

When you change 200 lines of code all over the place in a class and then realize that you forgot to pull 17 commits from origin 😖

Building a production-ready app from scratch during a two-week visit to the overseas client. Built it in one only to hear "you make things look too easy". The app never saw the light of day.

I just noticed that lately, everytime I get a deadline, it's always "for yesterday"...

when you notice everyone in the room stopped programming because your silent fart 5min ago wasnt so innocent.

When you find php booleans values with capital first letters, and then you see this .....

OMG! My client asked fortune teller for the release date.

Avoiding speed cameras

*can't figure out why code doesn't work for hours*
ugh fuck this.
*angrily leaves for bathroom break*
*come running back*
I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!!

Call internet provider to ask about a problem :
costumer service: in order to help you, I need to know what windows version do you use, Windows 8, windows 7...
Me: I use linux
Costumer service : I'm sorry, we don't provide support to Windows Linux

Backend programmer

Make sense ...

that feeling

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside