I'm learning Android development in my spare time. As a web dev who tasted css, writing styles in xml makes me drill my eyes.

While getting a pro in Kotlin, I started using

when(condition) {
true -> doOneThing()
false -> {
xyz = whatEver()
blaBla()
}
}

instead of simple if-else.
It looks nice but also distracting.

What is your opinion on that?
I guess most will be like:

It's a sad sad sad story

Typing "How to kill all the children in a block" in Google definitely doesn't bring up results related to programming.

God damnit. Just when you thought you were safe..

When you have a million things to do but CS memes are life :)

Gary's a prick

When you just saw a random kid playing games you made

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

manager: "you wrote all your code in java, but i really prefer reading scala 😔"

me: *uses intellij to convert all my java to scala in two seconds*

RIP servers of https://robinsonsmovieworld.com//

I guess he must've gotten fired. It requests for the system time from the server, gets a response, and then displays it on the page.

Hats off to this lady .... I would have just flipped the machine

How the Fuck do you verify this shit???

Her: Why do you need 3 monitors??
Me: Why do you need 6 bags on the hanger, permanently, and 23 pairs of shoes?
Her: :/

CAPSLOCK

Whats your opinion????

He got it.

TL;DR: If you make a contest where people get to vote online fucking make it right!

And here's the story: I play in a local coverband to make some cash on the side and because I love making music. We entered a contest hosted by a local radio-station. The first round was determined by judges and now 5 bands remain and of those 5 only 3 get to be voted into the final round. In the final round every bands wins something: 3rd place 250€, 2nd place 750€ and first place 5000€.
Now that stupid dipshit of a web-designer of that radio-station made a website where you can vote and it only fucking sets a cookie. You can delete it and vote again. You don't need no E-Mail and nothing. It doesn't even block multiple votes from one IP. It doesn't do shit.
Even my bandmates (who don't work in IT) where smart enough to figure out that you can just delete the cookies...
I think that now every band except for one is cheating. (we have over 5000 votes and combined all bands have like 4000 FB-Likes and sometimes and Band gets like 400 more votes in an hour) This is such a fucking messup and I don't know what to do. Maybe they'll look into stats but if they're so stupid to make a contest like this in the first place, maybe they won't. And even if they look into the stats it wouldn't be fair to kick out a band with much votes because how the fuck would they know if the band themselves cheated or if it was a fan of the band or even an enemy of the band just to get them kicked out.
I'm afraid of talking to the radio-station as a part of one band because maybe the web-designer there just gets frustrated and bans us from the contest entirely.
This is just fucking frustrating.

Well that describes it perfectly....

Git: A version control system expressly designed to make you feel less intelligent than you are thought you were.

- Free app:
"5 stars - OMG this app is awesome!!!"
- Add new feature with In-app purchase:
"1 star - App sucks balls. Why we must pay? Make free and I rate 5 stars"
I call them The Rating Terrorists.

When there are only 2 pages on Google you know you're in serious shit.

Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."

The bugs have learned to hide

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

I wish there was a .gitignore for people

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Wanted to make a python script that makes a file, deletes it, make another one with incremented title, deletes it and so on.
Fucked something up and ended up with ~20k files before ending the script few seconds later.
Gotta love the ideas you get in the middle of the night

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.