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The root is at the top of the Tree🌳.

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My Avengers Merchandise 😂😂

this helps for someone

My friend just ordered some fries, and this is his receipt.

Found something good in my screenshots

"Chrome 66 arrives with autoplaying content blocked by default"

Fuck yeah! Fuck you CNET, Mashables and all the other retard companies that did that.

Holy shit this is smart

A nice application...

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a Class after her. she felt I treated her like and Object.

Just saw this license plate 😋

When you are doing dijkstra every 5 fucking second trying to pass the guy in front of you while walking.

Actually finish a proj.... Oh I'm sorry I got distracted and started a new projec... Oh look a bird...

His last day...all mouse devices

Pain in the ass moment,
when you're fuckedup.

My wife came home from her baby shower with this onesie. It made me so happy.

"Got a cool idea! Need to check if it is possible. "

*Proceeds to do some research on the internet*

"Oh great! A thread about it from two years ago! It must have the solution there!"
...

*It was me creating the thread two years ago*

Mfw

So i saw this on fb today..
Haha

100% Real. And it's not even the worst on the site.

Never leave your login on a postit

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

Poor man....

Q: Why do real JAVA programmers wear glasses? {0_0}
A: Because they don't C#. {-_-}

I fixed it.

i love programming cz it's fucking awesome

Never trust Windows to do anything right

Someone tell me why I still work here?

Ahh, nice round numbers

Not easy being JavaScript developer #javascriptfatigue

The worst thing I’ve seen a dev do is create a social sharing platform that sells its user data to the highest bidder and then asks for forgiveness after the privacy horse is out of the barn.

Hey, have you ever wanted to punch a developer 8611 times before?