Meanwhile in Production ...

The inofficial devRant Toolbox for Firefox has been approved by Mozilla and is now available in the public Mozilla AddOn section:
https://addons.mozilla.org/de/...

It adds extended controls, themes (black, solarized, comic), dual frame layout and some more additional features.

A chrome version is also available:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...

Software Engineering Matrix

U got pwned...

This is not the kind of bug I was expecting...

When ransomeware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

The moment when you are looking at code for a good 20 mins woundering why it isn't working then you realise you havent ran the init function...

Who the fuck has time to select destination countries when uploading a mere video

well... yeah! 😁👏

The guy in front of me is coding in C And is using BING

Like wtf?!

Omg omg omg :D
Thanks @dfox @all, love u

So yesterday I said to my private laptop update and shutdown...

Fast forward to this morning. Hell breaks loose. Have to fix it asap! We have downtime. But fucking windows update!!!

You fucking peace of shit should have done this yesterday. And why does it have to take so long.

Excuse me boss!

During increment time
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an Plane. If u drop 1 outside. How many
are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the Plane that's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

Moral: If your boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed.