😂😂😂😂😂

If Satan were a web developer

Hit + if you are on my side

When I am in the zone and someone disturbs me

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

Really, I'm low on memory?

This picture represents a whole lot of things for me in software development when it comes to bad design or security... You add a new feature along the way and it seems to work well - but basically you f-ed everything up.

The voices made me do it.

Every sprint, the beast grows.
Every sprint, we'll sort it "later".
Every sprint, we suffer more.

We warned them, but they did not listen. The technical debt rapture has begun.

For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

Spent 2 days carefully crafting a highly optimised routine, then spent 3 minutes to write an unoptimised version for benchmarking. The latter ran 50% faster.

AW YEAH! Stress ball, you're mine

I don't know what to say

well, sorry Dave

Do you ever feel like devs are the last people to know requirement changes, design changes, etc? And yet are the people who actually have to make the thing and ship it on time...

Let's take a screenshot :)

Windows XP features :))))

Me : I'm a software developer.
Neighbor : Hey could you fix my PC it's not starting.
Me : *goes*
*Finds monitor cable disconnected*

*Facepalm level==69*

So the subordinate of the guy I'm working under told me that I was asking too many questions

+1 if your fortunate enough to get paid for what you love doing

LOL 😛

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

*badum tsss*

Went to see Jason Bourne last night. No spoilers, but I'm guessing this is how the writers came up with the story:

Writer 1: Let's make it super techie
W2: Yeah, that way it's about current issues, like Internet privacy.
W1: Should we hire a tech consultant so we get things right?
W2: Nah, I saw the Matrix once, I understand computers.

Actual line from film:
"Use SQL to corrupt their database"
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Programmers life; 😎

Woop woop 🙌🏼

the worst part of being the only back end developer in a small digital agency? to me is accomplishing something cool as fuck and nobody can really appreciate it

Headphones.. I miss 'em already

programmer life/logic