Student: what are indexes on mysql tables?

Teacher: I don't know, nor do I recommend it's usage.

For about 6 months when I started coding php I didn't think indentation was worth it so all of my files were like
}
}
}
}
}

Wrote this on a quote board at work after spending six hours trying to get one piece of software to work on Ubuntu.

So much for purely functional programming language.

Brexit part 2!!
but this time without a referendum and arrangements!
#euro2016

How long have you been programming?

I've been doing it for almost 6 years now. ☺

trust me, it's done and tested!

Getting packed up to leave for the first day at my new job!

Met Symfony first .. fell in love .. Then I met Laravel fell in love again ..! Now am confused with whom to propose .. :/

when you are a newbie on devRant and get flak for reposting something unknowingly

FUCKING CSS!

girl: Why is your laptop heavier than mine?
me: I have more files than yours
girl: oh! it's true, you and movies eh.
me: laughing inside... hehehe

Just noticed that it's possible to get a negative vote count on a devRant profile. So I'm wondering if it's possible to underflow the vote count? @dfox

It happens a lot 🤔

Source: https://imgur.com/ew4Agpt

Worst guy I ever worked with was a Bulgarian Web dev that had been flown over to work on a few projects to make deadlines run smoother.

He would get offended if I was ever in another meeting without him and send passive aggressive emails then refuse to contribute.

He would storm off if anyone ever criticised his slow work ethic

He went on other team members desktops without permission, under one instance running a command line ddos that the IPS logged straight away and got that person a stern meeting. The Bulgarian guy said he was using it to "learn".

He would take a camera into restricted areas, take pictures and then argue as to why he couldn't do that when security would stop him.

I squashed a bee on his arm out of reflex, he screamed at me that I'm stupid causing a room of over 500 employees to go silent and stare.

Moral of the story, fk that guy

We all know French people are known for their strikes and throwing down work.. but windows 3.1 still running at Orly airport? Do people even work?

There goes my Sunday 😏

My manager thinks Jquery is a language.
#enufsaid

what, no rants about Java devs and their #-ness of C-ing? seems like a good place!

Let us watch some Netflix on Jimmys portfolio...

You know you are screwed when your colleague in a Java project asks you how to create two different constructors on the same class.

how much developers does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to actually change it and 9 to say: "I can write it better in language 'X'..."

She must have said "windows not responding " 😅

"It's compiling"

nicely demonstrated!

let's face it we all have to
#can_you_see_me

Am I the only one that loses some, if not all, motivation when they can't figure out a way of overcoming a problem that doesn't involve a nauseating hack?

Everyone is asleep and I am happily coding away....bliss :D

I'm working with a 70-year old database administrator. Beat that ranters!

#3am #realization #truth_hurts