Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and play outside

Just Angular thing

That feeling when you finally pop a shell 💪🏻😎

Sooo cs school is over for today, now working on side projects.

Please stop reusing content from other social networks.

Teachers who evaluate your mini project on the number of lines of code written........🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I was bored in class.

I'll let you know once I find work

*me and a bored coworker
me: bored as hell dude.

him: i have a fun game in mind.

me: shoot.

him: *brings his keyboard
him: type the string you can type the fastest. we will time it. i will start.
him: *types his name
him: your turn.

me: Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);

him: the fuck is wrong with you?

Last week some Client Service broad called my team the equivlent of "code monkeys" to my face.

I was THIS close to bitchslap the bitch!

Today I just told her I would pass the next two of her projects to my "code monkeys". I could see the despair in her eyes :)

Sunday morning... Guess what? I'm at the FUCKING airport why you ask? Because I need to fly somewhere to school the stupid customer how to use our fucking app.

Instead I could sleep in my warm bed. Or write some code also in my warm bed. WHYYYYYYYY??!?!

Oh whats that, my fucking internet banking is broken? That's chill.

MySQL has the absolute worst error messages.

"You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds blah blah near '(some random code line)'".

How vague can you be? It doesn't help that I always find the error in a completely different place to where the message says it is.

mkdir new_project
cd new_project
git init

**Reflecting on my life and current workload**

cd ..
rm -rf new_project.

Oh simple

-get idea
-think it's Great
-fiddle around
-research it
-done multiple times
-bail

...LOL

Yeah, I commented the code.
// ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

!rant

1. Person who passionately disagrees with you ++'d your comment!

2. Person who gets a response with a counter argument says "I had not looked at it from that angle before" instead of "That's mainstream propaganda, I hope you die of cancer"

Just two reasons why this community is amazing.

You actively inspire me to be a bit more sweet than bitter on the internet.

Why not! 😂

True Beauty. ❤️

Somebody sent me this t-shirt; how many technically incorrect things can you find?

I really need to “import sleep from time”...

I have this one major pet peeve - getting interrupted on any messenger by "hey".

Q: Hey
A: Hey, what's up?

-minutes pass, I try to resume work-

Q: Do you have a second?
A: Sure, what's up?

-minutes pass, I try to resume work... Again-

Q: Do you know anything about #feature#?
A: Yeah, I wrote most of it, what do you need?

-minutes pass, I try to resume work... AGAIN-

(goes on same pattern, takes half an hour for a 10 second question/answer)

Like... Come on!!! Don't do this to me

I get it, I like to be cordial and friendly - but there is absolutely nothing stopping you from getting your message across without making me have to go back and forth (interrupting my work).

Everyone in CS1 is using Windows 10 and VS to run their C++ while I sport vim on a Mac

Hey im a fullstack DEVELOPER, not a fullstack DESIGNER, so dont fucking ask a colorblind person to 'just throw a simple design together, it shouldnt take more than 10 minutes'

I'm a front end developer by skillset and my manager wants me to work only in backend 😕

/dev/wife just bought me a motorized sit/stand desk AND an ergo chair. Happy dance, happy dance!

Welcome to the Club iPhone 9.

Message by,
Windows 9.

Finding a girlfriend

So, I found this on the internet