When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

Microsoft
(　^ω^)

How to upgrade your mac
Source: http://9gag.com/gag/avrwNqM/...

A relationship

Fake bug fix

Dance like no one's watching, encrypt like everyone is.

"your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, CV, a gang sign, a dragon blood"

"So, tell us a bit about yourself.."

0, and sometimes 1

Boot up a Linux live usb on a Windows machine, then rename cmd.exe to utilman.exe and after rebooting select accessibility options which now opens a command line and then 'net user username owned' to reset user 'username' password to 'owned'. Been using this for years..