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idk why people keep saying Chrome hogs up all the memory
i have 16gb of RAM and it just takes 14gb11 -
Told my colleagues about devRant and they laughed it off saying that it's just 'another app'.
Fuck them.10 -
Sorry if I make a typo, my hands a still a little shaky, just had to stop myself from crying.
This morning I came in, opened my email, saw an automated response from Jira saying .... saying ..... saying the backend team provided details about their new endpoint.
After a year of screaming, they finally did it. It was so beautiful I fell to the floor and wept like a baby.
Thank you all for your support through this difficult time. Together we can accomplish anything!!!7 -
You know what I hate? When people don't listen to me.
You know what I love? When shit blows up in their faces because they didn't listen to me8 -
Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.7
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Thinking/saying: nah, that can't be an issue, no user can be that stupid
Never has anyone been so wrong.17 -
Just saw a microsoft ad saying:
“Six reasons for switching to SQL Server on Linux“
Well done microsoft...7 -
Saying yes to people who want a website for $100.
I've learned my lesson, all brand new websites now start at $1000.9 -
A user opened an issue on Github saying something doesn't compile. Fair enough, it didn't.
Another user comments saying "I have the exact same issue but after the program launches"
Bitch no, that's not the same issue. Not at all.4 -
That facepalm moment when the client rejects your code saying it's too small, and it might contain bugs.6
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I just wanted to share a quote that I think is completely magnificent.
"Saying that you don't care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is like saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say."
- Edward Snowden26 -
I could be wrong, but I believe all devs love a clear section saying
"Getting Started" to any form of documentation5 -
Saying you know Javascript when you only know jQuery fells like inviting friends over for dinner and serve frozen food.7
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The fact you’re older doesn’t give you the right to call other people’s 8-months’ engineering effort “shit work”, especially if you didn’t even see the code...
Sincerely,
Your tech lead - me :)4 -
So a hosting site popped saying here is some discount. I inspected element. Found the script and got an additional 70% off.
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Dude, stop trying to cram your crappy open source library into all our projects. No-one uses it, it's buggy as hell, and even if it did work properly, it adds virtually zero advantages.
Seriously, if you Google this library, the results are: a blog post this guy has written about it saying it's awesome, the same guy answering people's questions on Reddit by saying that all their problems would be solved by using his library, and someone else raising an issue saying it doesn't work 🤦♀️5 -
The number of times I've had to say "....computers....." because of confused looks I got after saying IT is pretty disappointing.
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My mobile service provider just null me a null saying nullnull
Null can't even null their null null
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So, I've been following a tutorial and explanatory series on YouTube about procedural terrain generation.
I dare saying it's going quite well!
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LinkedIn messages from recruiters saying I'm the perfect fit for a job that requires 3 languages I've never worked with 🙄9
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When project manager is talking about things that I have no idea but I just keep saying "Yes, I can do it"
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Theres a saying that PHP stands for:
Pubertierende
Hauptschüler
Programmieren
"Pupils in secondary school are programming"1 -
We can compile, transpile, and do all sorts of fucky internet things through an entire development pipeline and then troubleshoot through all sorts of hackery and dev sorcery to output html.
Or I can just index.php and be done with it.
I dunno man, I dig frontend and using the popular js libs to put shit online and be done without having to deal with the fuckery that is wasm or use something similar to Rust to bring shit to my clients.
9 times out of 10, these dudes have been well served with the php or node or even golang that i give them.
Seems that a lot of tools coming up just make shit harder.
Even VBScript seems simpler compared to the amount of web fuckery going on right now.
Yeah I keep current, but fuck, every day it seems as if shit was just getting more and more complex16 -
My reaction when I hear my friend saying he wants to charge £500 (~$660) for making a website using wix
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Interviewer called me useless for reason that I am a self taught programmer and don't have a degree. She told me that I will have no future. Because self taught are just useless who who try to fit in the club.
This personally offend me so much. Yes, I'm self taught. At least I have a heart of learning rather than being arrogant ....40 -
Customer: Pls install Plesk
me thinking about how I will regret saying yes to this, proceeding with saying - "yes"
Just got brain-aids -
Why would someone put Scratch in their skills? Isn’t that like saying “I’m good at Tux Paint” or Windows Movie Maker?4
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Whatever was running on that computer in Jurassic park with the gif of the fat guy saying "ah ah ah"
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We have reached the -1°Celsius mark over here in Germany. Too cold to go outside. What about your countries?
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Anyone else's blood boil when TV shows abuse tech terminology? Like the 'hacker' saying "connecting the virtual TCP to the neural net."14
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( bad english alert )
Why everybody from my school class, saying "Windows is better than linux, because windows don't have commands like linux"12 -
Help?
I work in support and some of the developers here don't seem to realize that their customers can't use the app they wrote because of all the bugs, but they freak out if anyone so much as *thinks* there's a problem with the code.
We have evidence it's their code. How do I get them to see I'm not saying their code sucks, just that a few changes might help performance?
I don't want to insult them, but at the same time, they're only responsible for one application...15 -
Do recruiters realize how ridiculous they sound saying they're looking for a "rockstar/ninja/big mover?"
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To all of you that is saying Friday release is horrible, you have no idea how bad Monday release is :(2
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Why is it that newbies always fail to read their error messages and bring their laptop saying something went wrong.4
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The power of saying fuck you to apple to become a supporter when you have both android and iPhone.
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Should I consider myself lucky ?
I got a very nice manager . He really understands us. Genuinely saying.6 -
I’m starting to get the sneaking suspicion that some of my bosses and clients who want to constantly talk on the phone or meet in person aren’t saying that because it’s their preference. The are saying it because they legitimately don’t understand how to read an email chain.6
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someone posted this saying "tor isn't effective". Tore them a new one and explained how each failure point is only worst-case.
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Sorry mate 😉 can't get away with saying you use Dreamweaver and not expect some evil banter 😈 I mean it's nearly as bad as saying java is javascript
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...huh. So SQL is really pronounced as 'sequel'? Still prefer saying it letter-by-letter though :P
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We have a saying in the Netherlands: "You have no, you can get yes."
We changed the saying in our team:
"You have yes, you will get no eventually."
Because even if stuff gets approved by 3 managers... in comes the 4th to unapprove and block everything...9 -
IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO INSTALL SOMETHING WITHOUT UPDATING THEN FUCKING SAY SO INSTEAD OF SAYING MY PASSWORD IS WRONG.1
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Why is every fucking kid on campus watching me make something in vs and saying:
“WhOa ArE YoU hAcKinG”5 -
Aha. Worked hard to maintain a reputation on SO. Mail came yesterday saying all my upvotes were fake, and suspended my account.2
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I'm just saying... The guy who decides to come up with the ".js" TDL, is gonna get rich preettyy faast...2
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Saying you don't like a distribution because of its desktop GUI or some other changeable config setting is like saying you don't like a house because the water is running.8
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When your PM files a ticket saying "make better use of space" on your UI feature
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??7 -
Yeah let's just build this fully featured app on Wordpress. I don't see why you're saying we shouldn't.
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f#cking idiots always saying stupid things followed by "I'm not an idiot..."
and trying to humiliate other people...2 -
I would like to get through one day without saying "The level of retardation here is mind boggling" at work.3
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"Did you get it?"
"Yes. I GIT it"
* Silence *
"Oh. What were you saying?"
Things that happen when I'm coding. -
When a two programmers meet in public and they start to talk loud
Then.....
You notice people look like (o_o) and watching
And a sound from the back saying "what are you saying?"3 -
Oh when did devRant start saying ++ instead of +1 in the system notifications? The notifs tab still says +1 though.
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I can't believe I'm saying this... but I pressed 'command S' after typing something into the ol google bar... haha3
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0. The conference room TV has no sound.
1. I submit ticket to Facilities.
10. Facilities closes ticket saying that's up to Service Desk.
11. I submit ticket to Service Desk
100. Service Desk closes ticket saying that up to Facilities
110. ???
111. Profit2 -
When I see people talking about an application I developed and published on Play Store, and saying how good is it.1
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I kind of want to learn Japanese. I want to be able to watch untranslated anime and understand what they are saying.4
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Saying Java is good because it runs on 3 billion devices is the same like saying mass public transport is good because it carry billions of people.8
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Promotion without a pay hike is like a customer care executive saying "Your call is important to us"
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sister comes in my room saying: "hey i cant get on my facebook wall. can you like restart the internet?"5
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So how do team leads get away with saying "Hol' up, I ain't technical" when you try to explain something?4
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Saying Java is good because it works on every operating system, is like saying anal sex is good, because it works with every gender!9
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Child to Mark Zuckerberg: My dad is saying that you are spying on us.
Mark Zuckerberg: he is not your dad4 -
If the package.json is longer than your actual code this maybe shouldnt be a package. Just saying.1
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Seriously...
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Description for people with no data volume: Image of MCP from tron saying "fuck users"
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Do you find yourself saying sorry to your code/computer when you find a stupid bug during dev?
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Nothing like Facebook devs saying:
"If there's an error, just pop it up in an alert on production!"
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Just saying : devRant people can put another message in the letter they send with the stickers / stress ball and save paper..7
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Always saying "yes I can do it" even though Im already backlogged with work out of a fear that Im unreliable.2
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People saying they have imposter syndrome to describe the accurate feeling that they don't know what they're doing at their job.3
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Just started the day with a mail saying that I'm gonna have my stickers sent to my house.
This Monday looks nice.1 -
So I completed writing code to generate report regarding git commit in CSV. What my boss was saying is :
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FREELANCING should be renamed to COSTLANCING. Many people thinks that freelancing means free of cost.
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CEO of spotify saying that content creation costs are nearing 0.
Saying nothing about that content that costs 0 to create have also 0 value.
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It’s midnight and I clearly remember having a graphing calculator with every button saying “SISTER” instead of whatever it needs to say
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What your boss is really saying when you're about to leave work and he says "get this done before tomorrow morning"
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just saying, NO ONE who has forgotten their username should be expected to remember their password.
have a nice day.2 -
Hearing a recruiter saying "Which country are you interested?" And knowing that almost no one has been offered a relocation.1
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Restarting my laptop without installing any updates. softwares or changes and Windows 10 is saying "Getting Windows Ready". Ready for what? Fuck2
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How good was you saying that the backup function was? Maybe I should remember saving my work more often ...
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Notification overload.
My credit card company emails me saying that they have emailed me the statement!
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I'm learning Kotlin through a Udemy course and the course instructor has such an awful accent that it's often difficult to even understand what he's saying. When he says "string" it sounds like he's saying "sit ring." 😧
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Saying "Java is the best programming language because it works across all platforms" is the same as saying "Butt sex is the best form of sex because it works across all of the animal kingdom"10
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Reading documentation carefully is cool.
If i did that yesterday i would know that react sees env vars started with REACT_APP_
Instead that i was trying to figure out for 3 hours what is wrong with my docker compose file.
Read documentation1 -
Here to represent project managers.
Who was saying what about us?!
Talk now or forever hold your peace!4 -
I'm going to let you know right now:
If you don't put it into a ticket, I'm not going to do the work.3 -
Never say you can't do feature A, offer a different(better, cheaper, faster, possible) solution when saying NO to your boss
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Opening a million tabs on Chrome, inwardly saying, 'I'll get back to you later' after briefly reading the first few paragraphs
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New android dev joiners... Never Ever... I am saying.. never ever update the test devices in the office...!!! 😣😣
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!rant
Just need a job where i have to travel a lot, meet new cultures, new people, try everything new8 -
junior developer raises an issue saying that there's an application deployment error on one of their dev clusters.
sysadmin asks them to go back and look at the error logs and come back with the problem.
they come back saying, "No space left on device"
sysadmin takes a look at server. finds this :
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when you should be working but can't stop thinking about stickers and being self conscious about saying "lappy".. Thanks DevRant1
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Saying I have 6years or experience, is it when I started learning it or utilizing it in my projects??🤔5
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Sometimes I just look at somebody or hear them saying something ... and think.. "Your parents should have just slept that night"!1
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call a co-worker and use him as rubber duck. Mostly the problem then answers himself without him saying a single word.
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why they are all saying "eating c#, eating java etc" when truth is programming is the one who ate us.
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Setting up my HTPC allowed me to learn how to set up a nextcloud server. Time to start saying goodbye to Google!
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My most challenging task during development is choosing variable names.
I make a mess during this process.5 -
Try uncheking the voice recognition option for google assistant, the try saying "OK Google" after its switched OFF....
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I'm really sick of people saying "WE USE SCRUM" like that was the solution for their shitty code or their "business core"5
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I think I'm overthinking this sigh
But its bothering me a lot so pls help, the two paragraphs I've marked, are they both saying the same thing in different ways?
I don't understand them saying there will be a f(n), when runtime is O(n²), upper bounding the runtime and on the other hand saying for runtime Ω(g(n)), g(n) directly lower bounds the runtime.
(The book is CLRS btw)
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PHP scripters bashing OOP saying it's shit, yet I have NEVER seen them writing a procedural app that encapsulates business logic correctly3
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E-mail the supervisor saying I'm prioritising this new feature because it's more important. Not because it's currently broke and I'm stuck.
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To make something clear;
I'm not undermining you, just disagreeing with everything you are saying.
I totally recognize and respect your authority. -
"why don't you just use twitter?"
"that's for birds, most of them didn't understand what i'm saying" -
chick says for the umpteenth time she doesn't care :P
she'll be saying that likely forever.
all because she's a terrible person. -
When you corner help desk people so much they end up saying their web app doesn't support Asus PCs2
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Today you can even sell a poop at high price by saying "This poop is using Blockchain Technology".. 😑😑
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Nothing like starting your Monday morning with a call from your senior developer saying that the merge went horribly.
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There should be a degree for programmers/developers saying learning till death. And this should be the highest level of degree.2
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You know the saying "if you're brave enough", right? In Alestorm they know it too!
https://youtube.com/watch/...1 -
I can't believe we've gotten to a stage of capitalism that saying "Employees need work-life balance" is controversial.4
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"Then you get a message saying the software is no longer supported, but that's ok"
Outdated technologies ftw -
To all of you saying that HTML is not a programming language: Take that.
https://youtu.be/4A2mWqLUpzw5
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