Asked for Git repo details and my manager replied, “Let’s discuss and close this in the office tomorrow.” I guess Git and patience both require good branching strategies! 🤦‍♂️

Why did the Telco's POC turn into a comedy show?

Because expecting to fit two SaaS offerings into three ec2 dibbas , and ended up with a performance that was more of a stand-up routine!

Trust machines they never cheat you

Promotion without a pay hike is like a customer care executive saying "Your call is important to us"

Noneof them needs a vaccine!

HTML is 28 Years old
Javascript is 26 Years old
CSS is 25 Years old

Check out my new app!

http://localhost:3000/

covid

That's The Larry Ellison Taking on AWS

Frequently used answers :)

UI developer - I think API is not working
Backend developer - Front end is not sending the request correctly
Tester - Testing! Testing!
UI/UX - As per android/ios standards...
QA - Let me check one more time
PM - Let us have another meeting and get on the same page
Dev-Ops - It's very complicated you know
CTO - We're working on a next-gen solution
Founder - Let us build something that no one has built, something similar to what google...facebook...

Cridits: My EX-CPO

Redeveet..

Default typos of 10x dev

From & Form on mail communications

Just fired up my laptop
I was like what the hack Gavin belson is doing on reinvent !

What the fresh hell is this?

Security bug reported 7 years ago!
this is how architect will cover up.. (4)

Facebook world hack was my first hackathon failed miserably
but had great time with fb dev's reporting password related bug on their platform

Bunch of freelancers invented new Git flow 😂🤣

Which is the
Bad repository of advice ?

One of my friend asked me
What the hack is this ...

Tech Associate on Job title
Full Stack Dev on Job Description ?

People come to me they ask:
How to hack !!!.
I tell myself what the hack

just checking the robots.txt GitLab CE

Wtf this has to do with school IIT- IIM Alumni

52 min Are you fxxxxx kidding me.
Thumbs up Optimization of the decade

Firefox,dfox,allfox,Fbfox,bla bla bla...

>we increased new releases to once a day
> wow, how'd you do that?
> fired the QA team

Credit - @iamdevloper✓

Meta description

10 Lines of Programmer 🤣

I expect StackOverflow to be acquired next by Microsoft

Someone sold your email

Twitter:
Your Privacy just for "balloons"

*In GitHub*

Manager: "Team, we've not made any changes in UI recently.. we've to do something".

UI: "Let's switch right pane to left."

Public: "Wow.."