If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

Lesson 1 of developing a project with managers: never make it known that solutions to some bugs are simple. Managers will assume that all bugs are simple and require little thought and effort. Then, when there is a bug for which you have no idea what the solution is just by looking at the issue, they will become upset.

There was a hidden input with the calculated price from the client. It was passed to the backend. It was not validated on the backend. The customer was charged that amount. It would have taken a long time to fix...

It makes me feel accomplished.

When your contribution table want to tell you something.

Yes it is fake 😃

VLC has some problems with Windows

Which one guys?

Halloween

Friend bought me cards for my birthday. There's no way I'm learning brainfuck...

When you run but the code doesn’t

My company cooling some servers

Privacy at its best...

Just joined the dark side... and it's good

Those poor people in china only use iPhones, I am serious. Android does not exist as Google is banned from China. If they only knew the taste of a little freedom..

Mac supports windows!

Basically...

May the 'storage' be with you... 💾

this guy recursively FUCKED his computer with 1 weird trick. microsoft it HATES him

Just found a Duck Store in Barcelona!! Wow decisions, desicions.. it's going to be tough😨

Obviously the only right choice for my bathroom:

This week's theme is apparently your opinion on PHP..

Can't wait for another 20 years 👏🏼

Add bugs to fix them later??

One of the main reasons I completely left windows and osx for Linux is the fact that Linux is open source. In an era of mass surveillance, secret court orders ordering companies to build in backdoors into their products, companies building in tracking into their software and so on, I find it irresponsible to use closed source software.

Only my personal opinion though.

Credits: @chaos.reigns_ on instagram.

Tired is the day when waiting for a file to load, only to realize it has loaded long ago and the file is the spinner.

Debugception, when you are debuggin someones debug code in a production environment but nobody knows what he was debugging because he left the company.

Making the best of a bad situation

I just wanted a pizza 😐

When your wife gets a new puppy and it won't leave you alone while you're working.