Throwing rocks at c++ developers

"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense" - unknown

5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

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'2' + 2 => '22'
'2' - 2 => 0

Js devs will understand

the eclipse "Dark" theme is brighter than my future

I can't grow a beard. How can I be a real dev?

When you try install babel-node instead babel-cli and got sweet message from the developer,, 😇

How a web application works

I am a 29 year old with about 10 years of development experience under my belt. I have what most would consider to be a senior level job that pays well for someone who is self taught and never attended college or university.

Recently I have had the urge to obtain a formal education. I don't really have any need or reason to, but the urge is still there.

I know there are a ton of respectable and very talented devs without diplomas. Any of you ever regret not perusing a degree? Would you see any benefit it pursing one late in your career?

Two B or not Two B'

how the qa tests my code

My new workstation ^__^

When I edit something directly in production

*sigh* Windows...

java java = new java("java");

// java

Requirements for developing iOS apps:
$99/year, Swift, OSX, Mac, Xcode, and patience waiting for app store approval. Are there even iOS devs out there or it's just a scam?