Can you hack [person]'s Facebook for me....?

haaahaa

I actually took the time to explain to a recruiter that java != JavaScript... He told me they were similar enough... I put it in terms he'd understand: "If you want to make money, you need to understand that they are not similar. If you keep saying they are and send your clients a dev with no java experience, you'll lose clients. if you send devs to a place that's looking for something they don't know, you'll lose devs. Your pitch reeks of desperation and you'll be out of the business within a year unless you actually start listening to the people who know the tech."

I almost felt bad, but... He kept pushing when I said no, haha.

Fuck printers

Currently shitting, thanks for being there devRant.

That moment when your open source project reaches over 100 downloads! \o/

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

When my co-workers thinks it is fun to add this to my bashrc when i was away:

alias cd='exit'

Hope my client will understand & stop changing the requirements again and again in midway :|

Booting to bios :D

Last meeting of the day was actually good. Managed to get to the point! Booking this room over and over again!

I'm a front-rend developer... I'M NOT YOUR GRAPHIC DESIGNER *scream internly* 😡

I recently got my first job ever as a developer. And I don't know how long the feeling will last; but I have to say it's an awesome feeling to get paid for what you love doing! I hope you guys share this feeling with me

That moment you do "close all tabs" after solving a bug 🐛

Knock Knock
Race condition!
who's there?

Printers.

DevRant needs some code syntax highlighter for improve readability

First, I get 150 ++'s and then I get this shirt! Best birthday ever!

This is so true.

What a shame with asus. You open a new bought laptop and you see some bunch of CDs but your laptop doesn't have the CD reader. Priceless... :)

When u are new into programming.... Ur zeal is very high .... You wanna learn all programming languages at the same time...#haba

I'm like...

git blame

http://adventurega.me/bootstrap/

Read this before you build your next bootstrap site. Lol.

@dfox great job on the upvote/downvote system. You really thought this out. And i appreciate this level of thoughtfulness.

My daily routine.

Permission denied (publickey).

(That's my life while learning how to harden security on a server and then locking myself out.)

Try/Catch in the real world.

When your delivery manager is the stupidest fuckin manager ever born :/

"If you have android code ready then why can't you create iPhone build unh - since A=B, B=C so 'C' SHOULD EQUAL TO 'A' right - so use android code and create iPhone build TOMORROW - don't change the code just create a build in 2 hours and then work on xyz project for other 6 hours since its in HIGH priority"

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..
MY DICK = YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER :///

Meanwhile, in real life...