Amazed to see such amazing UI of BIOS

LMFAOOOOOOO

So I have 1mb/s internet that cuts out every ~5 min - i had to wait for internet connection to load the speed test.

I am just outside London - internet speed should not be bad, i am not exactly in the middle of nowhere

Oh good, I get to clean up somebody's else shit because we have to deploy it in a fucking hour. Why the hell did we have our fresh junior do it then?

When you have to code up a massive table and you slowly start to loose the will to live😂

I just fucking love the feature of "click outside the textbox and lose all you wrote" on devrant, keeps my blood boiled just right. I am counting every second until the new webapp is supposedly coming 😢

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

"A primary cause of complexity is that software vendors uncritically adopt almost any feature that users want."- Niklaus Wirth

Habitual of pressing ctrl+s many times because of so many crashes in my outdated pc.
Today I tried to press ctrl+s while writing on a physical paper.

Embrace the notch!

O hell I am worried... :|

"EMINEM!"

An intern just called me Eminem! This is hilarious. People have told me I talk fast in the past but this is the first time my talking has been considered as rapping😛

I hope that sometime in the near future Microsoft starts syncing the settings of Edge. So that every time I format my laptop I don't need to switch the search engine from Bing to Google!

My mom has a new IPad.
it took my mother and sister 4 hours to make an apple ID.

I offered to help, but they said they wanted to do it themselves

So, i opened my sister's laptop and opened google, i googled: "How to setup an apple ID". left the laptop near them, and hoped they notice it, and they did.

If someone will tell that JS is Java do not waist your time explaining...

You suck!

I met this girl and told her, she's the global variable to all my functions.. She gave me a dirty slap

Love this Song <3 😍

That feeling that your code works.

Pretty sure "agile" doesn't mean what you think it does.

*Wants to turn up brightness*
*Presses Volume up*
🤦

I'm now trying to learn Java for 1,5 years last weekend I started to learn python, this was so easy 😅

Question for devs with 10+ years of exp: what keeps you motivated ?

*browses devrant*
*read all latest rants*
*closes devrant*
*immediately thinks "let's check devrant"*
*opens devrant*
"oh wait"

That moment that you can help a customer with a highly technical question for the first time because you read something a year or more ago about that.

That feels awesome!

A very Happy Diwali to all of you!!
- From India

And this is Mobile in Switzerland...
Pretty FREAKING fast!

After job Interview,
We will come in contact with you later that week.
*Later that week*
You've got mail

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

You didn't get the job.
Your didn't Meet out requirements.

Sincerely us.

*5 minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

We must apollogize, we've sent you the wrong mail.

Sincerely us.

*5minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job Interview.

You werent good enough at our Interview.

Sincerely us.

*Me*
What. The. Fuck.
Just happened...
WHAT THE FUCK!
2 REJECTIONS FROM THE SAME COMPANY?! IN JUST 10 FUCKING MINUTES!