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I made it to the front page of Reddit for the first time with this

Mobile app dev here 🙋‍♂️

Guy at work asking me why his phone feels heavier then mine (we have the same phones)

I just told him that his phone gets heavier with every apps he installs.

1 week later he meets me outside the office and tells me he deleted a lot of apps and his phone is actually lighter know.

Sometimes I just want to cry 😂😂😂

ONLY TODAY did I learn that the ".js" is optional in node when running a script.

I always ran "node server.js"

But by accident I ran "node server .js" with a space and it worked, I wondered why, and then ran

"node server" and it just fucking works. That's awesome.

*searches on Stackoverflow on how to push and pull to an array of size 2*

AI in a Nutshell

My mate bought me a peach stressball that smells like peaches every time you squeeze. It has now become my coding companion.

I also do...

Server side scripting using python

Thanks a lot here is my GitHub profile

Github.com/Animeshsrivastava24
😂😂😂😂😂

One day my girlfriend asked: which is better, Git or Github?

Programmer: My code doesn’t always work, but when it does... I don’t know why.

So the other day my Huawei phone got a push update, but after installing it, seemingly nothing happened.

I just took a look at my Android version.

I was rolled back from Android 8 to 7.

Let the softroot begin!

Nobody:

Senior frontend Dev at my company: "microservices best thing ever"

Also him: "Relational databases gonna die"

Also him (talking to the DB team): "You're gonna dissapear, Mongo is the future"

Me: "Eh... Dude, Mongo is still a database.."

Him: "Microservices"

Send help...

how to be a man in upper management:
-come into meetings without any context and talk over everyone
-say very obvious and broad things to seem like you're mentoring the team
-waste time

MacCheese scraper Pro 😂