People who send an email saying "I'm getting an error message".

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE?!

OH NO SURE LET ME LOOK IN MY CRYSTAL BALL, I'LL HAVE IT FIGURED OUT FOR YOU IN NO FUCKING TIME.

😡

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

When 1 update isn't enough

*WILD THOUGHT*

Whom would you provide your personal info for?

The ISPs or VPN Provider?

Using vim instead of an IDE has helped me increase my typing speed but I also think that I understand more this way.

Without auto complete (although you could get this via plugins) you have to type every single character which helps you understand the things you type

Dear fellow devs, I would like to remind you to get up and drink a glass of water once in a while.

At least drink enough so that your pee is clear. Just trying to look out for you guys.

Found something true as 1 == 1

Oh sh*t

Is there a natural cure for eye cancer?

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

It's like minefield of idiots.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

My employer gave everyone the day off, so now I have to do Xmas crap instead of coding.

Thanks, I guess. :/

The best way to learn programming is debugging.

*Client calles me at 7Am*

Client: why did you make everything smaller on my website ?

Me: look at the right side of your URL bar, do you see a minus sign ?

Client: yah, so ?

Me: click on it and set it back to default.

Client: oh ok this is working for me now, will this fix apply globally across the internet

Me: ...

Client: oh I think I asked a stupid question, thanks mate have a good day.

Me: you're welcome...

Disable ads blocking 😂😂😂

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

That pain

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

Just learned new skills...

My gf tried to charge the pendrive, coz the pc said device not recognized.
How they do this ???

Hey everyone - please help get devRant on stage at the TNW Momentum Conference that we will have a booth at!

We need your votes which you can place here: http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote/...

If you're going to be at the conference, please stop by as we'd like to meet any devRant community members that are there :)

Thank you and please let me know if you have any questions. We appreciate the help!

Edit: if you want to track our competition/where we stand, the leaderboard is here: http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote

I have the best gf in the world.
She tries to understand what I spend so many hours working on, even though she has little interest in it. She is seriously patient with me and lets me do my thing just because she knows it makes me happy.

Debian is installing itself in Florida

margin-right: -100px !important

That feeling when...

Not a developer, but I married one <3 best part is, I get to learn devs stuff so that I can be the smarty-pants at work...

This

"It's nice outside, let's go somewhere?"
... I asked my girlfriend this morning.
"Nope, I'm couchbased today."
... she replied wearing a couchbase t-shirt I brought from a conference.