Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

Oh shit. I found something better. Had to delete previous rant.

Google Assistant is actually being cheeky!

Never delete code immediately. Always comment it out first.

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Sometimes we scare to delete old code

"I'm gonna delete my facebook, they are spying on us!"
*reloads her instagram*

"I'm gonna archive my facebook & delete it."
*uploads fb archive to google drive*

TFW trying to delete something, but some random background program has a unclosed handle on it

Will you PLEASE stop just commenting out code that doesn't work
Delete it
Please

Sometime it feels like I'm surrounded with idiots.

Got a Ticket:

Support: Please delete installation ABC from Server D.

Me: Checks everything. Installation is on Server E. Asks if this is correct?

Support: Just follow the instructions!

Me: Okey dokey. If you want me to be a hammer the installation is a nail... Drop database, Remove all files. nuke K8s resources

Support: Why did you delete the installation ABC? You should delete XYZ!

Me: Cause the ticket told to delete ABC on Server D and YOU told me to follow your instructions!

Support: Yeah but we just reused an old ticket. We wanted XYZ deleted!

It's not a big deal I can restore the shit but I hate it if a day starts with this kind of shit!

If Java had true garbage collector it would delete itself.

How does a DJ delete 'bass' table?

DROP bass

This code looks pretty old, I wonder if I can delete th.... what the...
(src: twitter/@iammerrick)

Okay, time to delete my old Skype account
1. Enter Skype name
2. Reset password
3. Captcha
4. Complete email
5. Enter email code
6. You are logged in now, please complete your profile first
7. Enter birth date
8. Add your phone number or second email address
9. Create new outlook mail
10. Got access to profile settings
11. Click on delete profile
12. Stop please first verify your email again
13. Enter code
14. Check all checkboxes that I am really sure to want it deleted
15. Click delete button

Fuck hell and that all again for my second account

"DELETE THAT SUCKER" - This made my day.

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless

Seriously, god bless Laravel and Taylor Otwell.

I've just had a customer foolishly delete all their user accounts. The customer was seriously stressed about this and as it usually goes, this stress was echoed in the call.

I explained how they can easily restore the deleted records in a single click as I have configured Laravel's "soft delete" functionality site wide. i.e. when they delete a record it isn't really deleted. Functionality to physically delete the record is hidden away outside the client's user level.

Customer was seriously grateful and paid for 2 hours of my time (even though the call took 15 mins) and generally gave me lots of kudos.

Laravel, awesome.

I sometimes look at the code of the guy who had my job before me and I think.

Delete it.
Delete it all.
Delete it with fire.
Use the developer as kindling so it never happens again.

So apparently I (as admin) do not have the necessary rights to delete I folder I created.

Thanks Windows

Basically spent 3 hours to track down and delete a whitespace today.

Had a blast this past week. Set my vs code theme to the same colors of xnxx.com..

Had a two different guys do a double take as they were walking down my row.

It's high time.. delete uc browser (if you are using)

Finally could delete over 10.000 lines of legacy code. Feels so relieving!

Me: Open terminal on current folder
Mac: No.
Me: Copy path of current folder
Mac: No.
Me: Delete this desktop icon (Delete key)
Mac: No.
Me: Lets move this icon to trash
Mac: Alrighty then, delete application.

Man i will have a hard time getting used to this, Windows had its cons but these small things made my life easier.

My brain, randomly delete stuffs. Lossing data at the rate of writing them.

Delete .git folder after I fucked up the branch

This morning I couldn't delete any of my projects and my workspace kept refreshing. I was going mad about it. Then I looked at my keyboard and realized I was clicking F5 instead of Delete. I'm going to get a coffee. Be right back.

Like what the hell! 13.5 GB in my trash? 🗑 🤔😂

Oh my fucking god quit commenting shit out just delete it it.

I often alias sudo as "fucking". Therefore if I get an error like

cannot delete . I just type fucking delete .

delete accounts of asshole moderators on Stack Overflow.

post malone
get malone
put malone
patch malone
delete malone

I recently learned why you shouldn't delete your linux partition by just pressing the 'delete volume' button.

I currently own a SP3(i7, 256gb).
I got bored of windows and installed Linux Mate. It ran quite fast and snappily. All was good.

Then I looked on the internet. Apparently fedora runs really well on the SP3. So I deleted my Linux partition by pressing 'delete volume'.

Turns out, thats a bad idea. Grub was in that partition, so when I restarted my tablet, it booted into the 'grub rescue>' prompt.

After messing around, I finally found that pressing the Volume Down button and power button at the same time seemed to boot into my Fedora Live USB.

All the while, I was quite worried I'd lost all of my assignments(I knew I could have used the minitool of gparted live cd).

Finally I got it to install, and all was good again. Has anyone else made this mistake?

Ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😜😜😜

> Can't figure out something in new project
> Delete repo
> Start again

"forget this foreign key relation thing. It is really annoying if you want to delete entries..."

If Java had true garbage collector, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. -Robert Sewel 😂😂

"Wtf it's not working ! we goona die"
"Try alt + ctrl + delete ! try alt + ctrl + delete !"

Today my boss told me that i missed the '*' in the delete from x SQL query..

Intranet not working.
Delete certificates.
Still not working.
Ask IT.
You need to create ticket to delete certificates.
IT site is in intranet.
Intranet not working.
Ask IT to create ticket.
They can't create tickets for users.
FML

Just another day in corporation.

Always use SELECT-query with the same conditions before you DELETE/UPDATE in a production database.

If java had real garbage collection then most programs would delete themself immediately upon running.

Delete without where clause...

Not me but a coworker.

BA: How should we respond to business person's email?

Dev: Delete it.

Put this in your build script for compile-time garbage collection:

find / -name "*.java" -type f -delete

; DELETE * FROM Users WHERE 1=1; just checking

If you delete the code that shows the error message the error goes away

If you're considering to delete your Facebook, remember that there's always Google+ 🙃

And the sysadmin to delete all the videos...

Those blondes...

Oh my glorious diarrhea code.

DELETE FROM
[table]
WHERE
id = id

(instead of @id)

If user was on the right screen, and if random error dialog happened to show, it would delete his account.

For example, if user got "Server error, please try again later", it would delete his account, after dismissing dialog.

Luckily it didn't make it to production.

+++ You can now permanently delete issues on GitHub! +++

(A game changer! xD)

An old one, but still pretty funny 😂

If Java had true Garbage Collection, it would delete itself.

DELETE FROM 'users' WHERE 1

Oops... 😧

When i delete a facebook post. Deep down i know...

You know you're screwed when it's not possible to delete an account on a certain site.

That moment when you accidently delete one of your best rants 😱😭

So a programmer would rather delete and re-type an entire line than correct a typo in one word!!

Oh no! A memory overread - you better delete VLC - Gizmodo

/* do not delete */

Achievment unlocked : first time database delete clause where fuckup on a live database.

I need a new 'main' language to do all my projects in as java is kind of grinding away at my psyche.

Golang I liked quite a lot when I used it for my job a year ago, I'll give that a try..

Golang installed and up and working fine.

Oh, I know lets see if there are GLFW bindings for golang. And sure there are lets go!

Oh I need gcc and mingwex + mingw32 which I will acquire through cygwin.

hmm.. mingwex + mingw32 not found and my drive is almost full. I'll reinstall on my D:\ drive before continuing troubleshooting.

> Delete C:\Cygwin Access denied.
> cmd rmdir c:\test /s /q Access denied.
> Change permissions Access denied.

No problem I just don't own this object!

> Change to be the 'object owner' Success!
> Change permissions Success!
> Delete C:\Cygwin Access denied.
> cmd rmdir c:\test /s /q Access denied.
> takeown /F C:\Cygwin /A /R /D Y Success!
> cmd rmdir c:\test /s /q Access denied.

At this point it would be more efficient to manually open up my ssd, and using a fridge magnet change every single bit to be exactly what I want it to be.

Or install linux.

select the whole line and hit delete or backspace on your keyboard? nah

ctrl + x

Don't put the Delete and Deploy button next to eachother. Like fr. Bro.

Well that didn't last long, or did you delete it?

Don't Drink and DELETE

Windows update fails with error 0x1235

Me in Technet: Hey, ms, i got this error. How do i fix it?
MS: Install the Troubleshooting for Windows Update and follow the instructions. Before that, create a system restore just in case. Also, if the problem persists, go to your boot menu -> troubleshooting options and follow the instructions.
Hope it helps.
Found it helpful? Yes No

Other random people: just rename $WINDOWS ~BT to anything or delete it. Then continue the process.

.
.

I followed the random people advice and worked.

Fuck MS.

There are still old youtube comments from my younger self to be found on youtube. Delete every evidence!

PM: Please fix this code, then delete it.

Me: Right away!
*delete*

Sure thing Facebook, I'll just get up from my grave and ask you guys to delete my account

*closes service*
*deletes program / associated exe's*
*attempts to delete a file*
"Failed to delete file: In use by that_program_you_deleted.exe"

WELL IT'S NOT IN USE BECAUSE I JUST DELETED IT SO YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, WINDOWS

DELETE userAccount
FROM devRant
WHERE postContent LIKE '%article 13%' AND numberOfPostsAboutArticle13 > 1;

Just love it when windows takes its sweet time to delete node_modules

So who out there - - bombed me?
Or did jAsE delete his account again?

Does anyone else delete all breakpoints and close all tabs when a bug is finally fixed?

Microsoft just bought LinkedIn. Time to delete my account methinks.

Going to create a couple of cron jobs that delete stuff from database.

What could possibly go wrong? ;)

Made me always think something like:
Code: should i delete it or just comment it out?

Files: should i delete this file or just rename it as .old?

OldHW: should i put it in the bin or i can recycle some parts?
Etc......

A few days ago, in my windows machine, I was looking at the Task manager's processes. I was like, "I don't need Cortana. It is using so much RAM already. Why not delete it?"
So, I used "Iobit Unlocker" to force delete Cortana & everything seemed okay. But after 1 day, creating new folder option is gone. Now I have to use CMD and MKDIR to create new folders.
The start menu search is also gone (I guess, That's what Cortana was for).
My context menu became buggy. Some menus show sometimes, sometimes don't. "Open with VS code" option is also gone sometimes.
I don't know what will happen next.
Keep my "Windows machine" in your prayer :/

ostream did not delete himself again

If Java had true garbage collection it'd delete itself. 😫

That awkward moment when you delete database

How to permanently delete Twitter ?

Lesson of the day: If Visual Studio starts acting up (doing inexplicable and illogical shit that literally makes me question life), just delete the .vs folder. In fact, don't delete it. Fucking shred it with a file shredder. Or even better, write it to a CD and burn the CD.

The happiness when you get to delete some code while adding new feature 😄

We developed an application and deployed on production (but not launched)
And business team already created lot of garbage or dummy data. Reporting systems are huge pile of bars, stats and shit.

Now, has to destroy and clean production.

Already advise them to do experiments or testing dev or staging.

Damn. First time in my career experienced this. Has to delete production.

new git alias :
mergetool : rm -rf .
just delete all conflicts in code

How I feel when I have to restore bits and pieces of a live database from an old backup

Never again...:

DELETE FROM objects WHERE id - #####;

😳...fml

I wished linkedin had a mass delete to all recruiter connection/"friends"

Apparently DELETE and... most of the HTTP verbs are disabled by default in IIS (ASP/ MVC/ Microsoft server software)

Am I wrong in saying that's fucking bullshit?!

Why make an HTTP serving environment with a massive array of tools to help you do everything you need in the web environment... And then DISABLE some of the web protocol??? What???

Not even the obscure verbs. DELETE. Is microsoft the type of bitch to delete using a GET request?? I bet the send passwords as get parameters.

When you delete anything...

DELETE * FROM TABLE;

I added functions to create and delete categories on my cms project :) Its starting to come around.

I just pressed CTRL+W in Firefox to delete a word and lost 20 tabs of docs. 😣

What do you do?

Delete the code or comment it out just in case you need it again?

This function doesn't work... Maybe if i delete the whitespaces of the arguments

Can GET method be renamed to "accio" and DELETE to "Avada Kedavra"?

Harry Potter on my mind today.

Ok, So I should delete something to restore it ?
[App name: Dumpster]

I had to delete a rant and 4 comments to get this. 100% worth it.

EDGE!!! Your not my default browser... Anyone know how to delete EDGE?!?!

Overtime rant, I suspect they will try to denie me half of the overtime pay for the past week cause I did more than ordered to reach their arbitrary deadline.
I will in return offer to delete half the work I did. Rollback changesets and delete the code.

Just created a batch file to delete a directory so that I don't have to right click and move my mouse all the way to delete and click it.

when BFs delete wrong lines of code.

$ gitreset--hard

"Hey girl, I will never delete the pointer in my heart to you"

Delete your Facebook
Delete LinkedIn and Gmail too

Stop visiting websites with ads
Stop being friends with anyone with smartphones

Draw your own maps
Draw your own water

Avoid drinking tap water
Avoid going out in public with your face on

Kill your own meat
Kill your gods
- From tweet

Reminiscing the days before Mercurial and Git,

1) I delete foo.cpp.
2) I tell Subversion to delete foo.cpp from repository.
Subversion: Error - can't delete file because it doesn't exist locally.
3) I create some dummy foo.cpp.
4) Again, I tell subversion to delete it.
Subversion: Error - can't delete file because it exists locally.

Every time I get angry with Git (strangely never happens with Mercurial), I remind myself what Subversion was like.

I found these notes from myself 6 months ago to my future self:

// may delete this, now it's in join profile
require('./configure/auto-confirm.js');

// may delete this, now it's in join profile
require('./wso/wso-email-ad-form.js');

I don't trust it. Not deleting.

Damn! Almost three years it must me really hard to code a delete button.

DELETE IT ALL AND START OVER

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless..

If deleting lines of code means I'm deleting potential bugs...

should I delete EVERYTHING? ):)

Just delete the whole local repo and clone again!

(He definitely didn't know about git reset --hard head)

Can we PLEASE delete FUCKING AWS!!!

Fuck this god damn piece of shitware

Tip: Use Ctrl+Backspace to delete a whole word.

And yes, after several hours debugging I found a delete statement in a function called "changeName"... :)

When you delete a block of code and you thought that it does nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Supervisor: Go interview the client for requirements
Client:i want insert,update blablabla and searching,
Me: Delete?
Client:Nope we want store the data blablabla forever..
*after few weeks*
Supervisor:Can i see the progress?
Me: sure
Supervisor: where is the delete function? I want the delete button !!
Me: :/ *why the hell i hav to meet the client if i need to fllow my supervisor requirements*

#PracticalStudent #Internship #Confusing

Damn right.

Okay ... Windows, I really tried to be nice, but that's it. You get off my ssd right now ...

Just got the error: "filename is too long - unable to delete file" (full name incl. path)

Seriously, WHY?
I mean, sure ... Long file paths/names are a thing and this is why there are limitations. I am totally fine with it!
But Why the hell allows windows you to create those files if it is unable to delete these files later ...
I don't get it. Maybe I am just hit my head to hard as a child and someone may enlighten me ...

PS: windows was running in a VM to give it a real serious try after years on Linux

I just want to delete a jira…that’s all just delete it..listen you jira fucks ..just let me delete the fucking thing!!!

sometimes i just want to delete all my projects and stop coding

Make micro level Git commits and push. Don't delete your branch until it goes to prod. Never.

How the fuck does Linux think it's okay to let you delete the very partition it's running from?

Devrant feature request: auto delete posts with -2 or worse rating and contains an attached image.

#sickofshittyposts

People that do not forget to delete their branch after merge on GitHub: ❤️💛💚💙💜

Me: Hey Siri delete...
Siri: Facebook account?

Cut -> Paste
OR
Copy -> Paste -> Delete (original)?

My weather report just says "delete" for friday. ("Löschen" in german)
Seems good weather app, seems good! 🤔

How to convince someone that it's not helpful to delete apps running in background (RAM) on an android phone? it's like a habit for that person😌
says phone will explode with too much RAM being used and don't want apps run in background ... 😥
pls help for arguments

So the library we used to interact with s3 had this very cool delete function. (Pseudocode)

function delete(bucket, file)
request = buildRequest(bucket, file)
sendRequest(request)
OK

Now imagine how many problems we setup without delete permission, because we assumed this librsry actually returns an error code

DELETE FROM 'users' WHERE id-1

Oops 😅 I meant id=1

Why did the developer delete all the F’s from his code?

Because he didn’t give an F. 🥁

Apply jobs
Delete rejection emails.
Side projects.
Apply jobs.
Delete rejection emails.
Repeat

Felt cute might delete later idk

// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.

Corporate Training: to lock your screen press ctrl+alt+delete and select lock screen.

Non-Dev: need to lock screen, ctrl+alt+delete... It's not responding... Ctrl+alt+delete.... Wait why did my computer reboot.... NOOOOOOOO... MY WORK

Me, Dev: uhm I just used Win+L...

This moment when a client uses only POST requests instead of GET, DELETE, PUT,...
So boring :/

This is also why you should always take a backup:

client.ExecuteNonQuery($"delete from {CategoryTable} where category_id-{id}");

I may be late to do this but Happy to permanently Delete my Fuckin Facebook account

::This app says you need at least 3GB RAM.

::> delete everything there, I don't need anything.

:: uaaaaa.... you can't (long pause... ) do that.

::> I don't need anything from the laptop, delete everything and make the app run.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (he had 2GB ram)

Is the delete account option broken here ?

Today I had my first ever prod db fuckup due to too wide where clause in delete query. Spent 8 hours restoring service. It's 02.09 now and I'm finally home, going to bed.

Interestingly enough I've enjoyed this experience...

You work in a phone shop.

How would you, as a developer, in your own words describe the "like" function from Facebook to elderly people who ask you what it means - and don't know shit about computers?

delete * from brain_mem where year=2016 and experience='bad' and mood='sad'

Happy new year folks!

I had been struggling with writing some test cases for days - so I decided to delete all the test methods I'd written and start from scratch - took me less than 30 minutes!

I'm happy now

Does delete account in devrant asks for confirmation of delete account or just deletes the account without any confirmation?

I know I ranted about this before but...

FHEGYOQOBGMLAEBFOEBFKHIOQMBEVCOFARQIJSABUEVEUANGIWN

Dumbass me thought "I know it's fucked up in the past but give it another chance". My google home decided to delete all of my alarms. It will not be getting another chance.

I woke up 3 hours later than expected on a normally smooth day and now I going to be late to class and I'm anything but calm.

I'm about ready to frisbee this shit out my window.

Feel less guilty about switching teams.

Me in my first program:
mmm... i have a error in the brackets, i'll delete one bracket... mmmm... i have still errors, i'll delete one more... i have still errors, i'll add one more

CTRL+Z instead of CTRL+C and then delete

Google wants me to delete my memes

Some image viewers on smartphones let the user delete photos and videos by swiping them off the screen vertically. This causes the risk of it happening accidentally. Someone must have thought this is a smart idea.

If a gallery application has this anti-feature, I will immediately stop using it and install a third-party one without swipe-to-delete.

exit from life with code 0 without ctrl-alt-delete and kill -9

if (smart === false) {
system32.delete();
} else if (smart === true) {
system32.DEMOLISH();
}

MUAHAHAH

When some one says Control+alt+delete
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
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It's *alternative*. Freaking *alternative*.

Delete completely a project and start from zero.

Quickly delete a double record in the production database with a script, just forgot the where statement...

How to destroy all table data:

* Get a database;
* Add the first table;
* Add the second table;
* Create a foreign key in second table that delete a record where there is a delete in the first table;
* Update all data in the first table with a REPLACE command.

Miracle: all data is lost

Have you ever been there, when suddenly one/more key of your keyboard stopped working ?

Yesterday, backspace key stopped working on my laptop, I had to complete my work so I started using delete key instead.

Now I'm on my PC and used delete key couple of times even though it's backspace is completely working.

Spent 3 hours on SO and google to find out why a listview is missing data. Finally I delete it from form and recreate it, works flawless on first compile.

sudo rm * ../assets doesn't delete all files from the assets folder... (I was sleepy at this moment)

Definitely the meetings. Not sure if the "Meeting to prepare for the Sprint Planning" or the "Planning meeting to prepare for the Meeting to prepare for Sprint Planning".

I know it sounds like I'm joking, but it actually happened 2 months ago.

After how long do we delete the commented code

On a lighter note:

Mom: How do I delete messages on my phone? I want to delete some pictures of coupons that I sent you.

Me: Why? Mom, that’s not really necessary. The messages aren’t taking up that much space on your phone. And those coupons have expired anyway.

Mom: But they’re old and I want to delete them.

Me: Ok. Get your phone.

My friends AppStore crashed so hard that he tried to delete it.

"Delete, delete, delete and at the end find the ‘core aspect of the design’." - Achille Castiglioni

People need to learn the value of "lsof | grep delete"

This moment when you delete a buggy WindowsUpdate and Windows install it again ^^

Just delete the tests.

Why the FUCK SCALEWAY DOESN'T DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT!

Arrgh. I just want it to be deleted. I clicked delete almost 3 months now. I used their service for 2 months, charged for 4.

Ok, there is the story.

> Be me
> Be broke
> Buy their 3 Euro package
> Use it for 1 month, you know, install npm, vpn and stuff
> Be broke
> You have 0 euros in your account
> Cannot log in to server couse you didn't paid their bill
> Sure, they have right to do that
> Forget about it
> Earn money
> 3 months later, remember it
> Ok, I want to delete it, couse i don't use it anymore
> Remember you used more than 1 month, so pay your debt
> There is 3 issued bills
> Try to delete account
> Wait 1 month
> They didn't deleted your account
> Fuck it, there is the money you want
> Pay all the bills, hope it ends
> Wait 1 week
> Nope
> Open a ticket
> Says it will be deleted in few weeks.
> Wait 1 month
> DIDN'T FUCKING DELETED

WHY CAN'T THEY DELETE THAT SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHAT CAN I DO FOR MAKE THEM DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT?

FUCK.

I can't help but want to delete my older repositories every time I see them.

Why does Bitdefender always have to delete my shit? I just want to compile some code!
link.exe? Defenetly malware, I should delete it for the 20th time! You want to run some unittests? No, that's malware, better block this too.

Facebook keeps popping up with news about merging Instagram into Facebook to create F.B.I

I'm like WHAT THE F***!

Ahh, I realize people arent going to give a shit about this either.

They can slowly bake it in a *slow boiling a frog style* and eventually it will be merged.

Delete Facebook.
Delete Instagram.
Delete Whatsapp.

Read Devrant!

Now I can delete playstore

create, read, update, delete, get, store, put, post, show, view, patch, destroy, list, remove, save, status, ...

crudgsppsvpdlrss?

When you develop a standalone page using JS and the old JS, JQuery libraries interfere with your current libraries!
Delete
Delete
Delete
..
.
..
Open that js file rename
Open that min.js file rename
..
.
..
Still Not working!
Cleared cache ... works like a charm!
Damn you cache and min.js!!!

-> Had to remap all api endpoints on the backend...
-> The system architect raised a critical bug, saying he can't delete reports from the GUI even though the back-end is returning HTTP 200 (for now, say we also save some sort of reports in our DB)...
-> While remapping, I had returned get in the delete call xD
-> He thanked me for not doing the other way round, delete function in get call xD

Can't decide which social media I need to delete , my phone is freeking slow

I just love sudo. You need to delete one stupid locked file that's not even locked, but the damn terminal isn't capable to check twice. When you delete the files recursively however, sudo loves you so much it takes the folder as its own, so... I need to remove another thing now! Sure! Why not!

Windows : fuck you i delete your KMS file

Windose : your licence is expiring in 30 days

Me: re apply KMS and disable that fucking useless anti virus

Window just self permit to delete my file with no fucking reason and not notify me in is shiti settings panel

isnt this an insult when the interviewer asks the difference between DELETE and TRUNCATE

PSA: Don't delete rants if you wanna keep the precious ++'s.

Bricked my arch install... Never delete libtinfo.so.6....
Fml will be a long night...

Delete 2016;

Year *2017 = new Happy_year;

Ahhhhh. Deleting data. Delete. Delete
Delete.

With authorization, no less.

It's almost as pleasurable as drinking coffee.

No, Twitter, I will not delete my tweet wishing for the death of a video game character. I will, however, delete my account and invite all my friends to move elsewhere if you don't accept my appeal.

Pseudo-code:
function edit(data){
// DB delete where data.id

// DB insert new data
}

"Delete, delete, delete and at the end find the ‘core aspect of the design’." - Achille Castiglioni