Oh sh*t

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

Oh shit. I found something better. Had to delete previous rant.

Google Assistant is actually being cheeky!

Never delete code immediately. Always comment it out first.

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Sometimes we scare to delete old code

"I'm gonna delete my facebook, they are spying on us!"
*reloads her instagram*

"I'm gonna archive my facebook & delete it."
*uploads fb archive to google drive*

TFW trying to delete something, but some random background program has a unclosed handle on it

Will you PLEASE stop just commenting out code that doesn't work
Delete it
Please

If Java had true garbage collector it would delete itself.

How does a DJ delete 'bass' table?

DROP bass

This code looks pretty old, I wonder if I can delete th.... what the...
(src: twitter/@iammerrick)

Okay, time to delete my old Skype account
1. Enter Skype name
2. Reset password
3. Captcha
4. Complete email
5. Enter email code
6. You are logged in now, please complete your profile first
7. Enter birth date
8. Add your phone number or second email address
9. Create new outlook mail
10. Got access to profile settings
11. Click on delete profile
12. Stop please first verify your email again
13. Enter code
14. Check all checkboxes that I am really sure to want it deleted
15. Click delete button

Fuck hell and that all again for my second account

"DELETE THAT SUCKER" - This made my day.

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless

Seriously, god bless Laravel and Taylor Otwell.

I've just had a customer foolishly delete all their user accounts. The customer was seriously stressed about this and as it usually goes, this stress was echoed in the call.

I explained how they can easily restore the deleted records in a single click as I have configured Laravel's "soft delete" functionality site wide. i.e. when they delete a record it isn't really deleted. Functionality to physically delete the record is hidden away outside the client's user level.

Customer was seriously grateful and paid for 2 hours of my time (even though the call took 15 mins) and generally gave me lots of kudos.

Laravel, awesome.

So apparently I (as admin) do not have the necessary rights to delete I folder I created.

Thanks Windows

I sometimes look at the code of the guy who had my job before me and I think.

Delete it.
Delete it all.
Delete it with fire.
Use the developer as kindling so it never happens again.

Basically spent 3 hours to track down and delete a whitespace today.

Had a blast this past week. Set my vs code theme to the same colors of xnxx.com..

Had a two different guys do a double take as they were walking down my row.

It's high time.. delete uc browser (if you are using)

Finally could delete over 10.000 lines of legacy code. Feels so relieving!

Me: Open terminal on current folder
Mac: No.
Me: Copy path of current folder
Mac: No.
Me: Delete this desktop icon (Delete key)
Mac: No.
Me: Lets move this icon to trash
Mac: Alrighty then, delete application.

Man i will have a hard time getting used to this, Windows had its cons but these small things made my life easier.

My brain, randomly delete stuffs. Lossing data at the rate of writing them.

Delete .git folder after I fucked up the branch

Oh my fucking god quit commenting shit out just delete it it.

This morning I couldn't delete any of my projects and my workspace kept refreshing. I was going mad about it. Then I looked at my keyboard and realized I was clicking F5 instead of Delete. I'm going to get a coffee. Be right back.

Like what the hell! 13.5 GB in my trash? 🗑 🤔😂

delete accounts of asshole moderators on Stack Overflow.

I often alias sudo as "fucking". Therefore if I get an error like

cannot delete . I just type fucking delete .

post malone
get malone
put malone
patch malone
delete malone

People who say things like this never got their production table removed on Friday night.

Ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😜😜😜

> Can't figure out something in new project
> Delete repo
> Start again

Obsolete function?

I recently learned why you shouldn't delete your linux partition by just pressing the 'delete volume' button.

I currently own a SP3(i7, 256gb).
I got bored of windows and installed Linux Mate. It ran quite fast and snappily. All was good.

Then I looked on the internet. Apparently fedora runs really well on the SP3. So I deleted my Linux partition by pressing 'delete volume'.

Turns out, thats a bad idea. Grub was in that partition, so when I restarted my tablet, it booted into the 'grub rescue>' prompt.

After messing around, I finally found that pressing the Volume Down button and power button at the same time seemed to boot into my Fedora Live USB.

All the while, I was quite worried I'd lost all of my assignments(I knew I could have used the minitool of gparted live cd).

Finally I got it to install, and all was good again. Has anyone else made this mistake?

"forget this foreign key relation thing. It is really annoying if you want to delete entries..."

If Java had true garbage collector, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. -Robert Sewel 😂😂

Today my boss told me that i missed the '*' in the delete from x SQL query..

"Wtf it's not working ! we goona die"
"Try alt + ctrl + delete ! try alt + ctrl + delete !"

Intranet not working.
Delete certificates.
Still not working.
Ask IT.
You need to create ticket to delete certificates.
IT site is in intranet.
Intranet not working.
Ask IT to create ticket.
They can't create tickets for users.
FML

Just another day in corporation.

Always use SELECT-query with the same conditions before you DELETE/UPDATE in a production database.

Not me but a coworker.

BA: How should we respond to business person's email?

Dev: Delete it.

Delete without where clause...

If java had real garbage collection then most programs would delete themself immediately upon running.

Put this in your build script for compile-time garbage collection:

find / -name "*.java" -type f -delete

; DELETE * FROM Users WHERE 1=1; just checking

If you delete the code that shows the error message the error goes away

If you're considering to delete your Facebook, remember that there's always Google+ 🙃

And the sysadmin to delete all the videos...

Those blondes...

Oh my glorious diarrhea code.

DELETE FROM
[table]
WHERE
id = id

(instead of @id)

+++ You can now permanently delete issues on GitHub! +++

(A game changer! xD)

If user was on the right screen, and if random error dialog happened to show, it would delete his account.

For example, if user got "Server error, please try again later", it would delete his account, after dismissing dialog.

Luckily it didn't make it to production.

An old one, but still pretty funny 😂

If Java had true Garbage Collection, it would delete itself.

You know you're screwed when it's not possible to delete an account on a certain site.

When i delete a facebook post. Deep down i know...

DELETE FROM 'users' WHERE 1

Oops... 😧

So a programmer would rather delete and re-type an entire line than correct a typo in one word!!

That moment when you accidently delete one of your best rants 😱😭

I need a new 'main' language to do all my projects in as java is kind of grinding away at my psyche.

Golang I liked quite a lot when I used it for my job a year ago, I'll give that a try..

Golang installed and up and working fine.

Oh, I know lets see if there are GLFW bindings for golang. And sure there are lets go!

Oh I need gcc and mingwex + mingw32 which I will acquire through cygwin.

hmm.. mingwex + mingw32 not found and my drive is almost full. I'll reinstall on my D:\ drive before continuing troubleshooting.

> Delete C:\Cygwin Access denied.
> cmd rmdir c:\test /s /q Access denied.
> Change permissions Access denied.

No problem I just don't own this object!

> Change to be the 'object owner' Success!
> Change permissions Success!
> Delete C:\Cygwin Access denied.
> cmd rmdir c:\test /s /q Access denied.
> takeown /F C:\Cygwin /A /R /D Y Success!
> cmd rmdir c:\test /s /q Access denied.

At this point it would be more efficient to manually open up my ssd, and using a fridge magnet change every single bit to be exactly what I want it to be.

Or install linux.

Don't put the Delete and Deploy button next to eachother. Like fr. Bro.

/* do not delete */

Oh no! A memory overread - you better delete VLC - Gizmodo

There are still old youtube comments from my younger self to be found on youtube. Delete every evidence!

Achievment unlocked : first time database delete clause where fuckup on a live database.

Well that didn't last long, or did you delete it?

*closes service*
*deletes program / associated exe's*
*attempts to delete a file*
"Failed to delete file: In use by that_program_you_deleted.exe"

WELL IT'S NOT IN USE BECAUSE I JUST DELETED IT SO YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, WINDOWS

Windows update fails with error 0x1235

Me in Technet: Hey, ms, i got this error. How do i fix it?
MS: Install the Troubleshooting for Windows Update and follow the instructions. Before that, create a system restore just in case. Also, if the problem persists, go to your boot menu -> troubleshooting options and follow the instructions.
Hope it helps.
Found it helpful? Yes No

Other random people: just rename $WINDOWS ~BT to anything or delete it. Then continue the process.

.
.

I followed the random people advice and worked.

Fuck MS.

Sure thing Facebook, I'll just get up from my grave and ask you guys to delete my account

Don't Drink and DELETE

select the whole line and hit delete or backspace on your keyboard? nah

ctrl + x

So who out there - - bombed me?
Or did jAsE delete his account again?

PM: Please fix this code, then delete it.

Me: Right away!
*delete*

Just love it when windows takes its sweet time to delete node_modules

DELETE userAccount
FROM devRant
WHERE postContent LIKE '%article 13%' AND numberOfPostsAboutArticle13 > 1;

Lesson of the day: If Visual Studio starts acting up (doing inexplicable and illogical shit that literally makes me question life), just delete the .vs folder. In fact, don't delete it. Fucking shred it with a file shredder. Or even better, write it to a CD and burn the CD.

Going to create a couple of cron jobs that delete stuff from database.

What could possibly go wrong? ;)

Does anyone else delete all breakpoints and close all tabs when a bug is finally fixed?

Microsoft just bought LinkedIn. Time to delete my account methinks.

Made me always think something like:
Code: should i delete it or just comment it out?

Files: should i delete this file or just rename it as .old?

OldHW: should i put it in the bin or i can recycle some parts?
Etc......

ostream did not delete himself again

How to permanently delete Twitter ?

The happiness when you get to delete some code while adding new feature 😄

That awkward moment when you delete database

A few days ago, in my windows machine, I was looking at the Task manager's processes. I was like, "I don't need Cortana. It is using so much RAM already. Why not delete it?"
So, I used "Iobit Unlocker" to force delete Cortana & everything seemed okay. But after 1 day, creating new folder option is gone. Now I have to use CMD and MKDIR to create new folders.
The start menu search is also gone (I guess, That's what Cortana was for).
My context menu became buggy. Some menus show sometimes, sometimes don't. "Open with VS code" option is also gone sometimes.
I don't know what will happen next.
Keep my "Windows machine" in your prayer :/

Apparently DELETE and... most of the HTTP verbs are disabled by default in IIS (ASP/ MVC/ Microsoft server software)

Am I wrong in saying that's fucking bullshit?!

Why make an HTTP serving environment with a massive array of tools to help you do everything you need in the web environment... And then DISABLE some of the web protocol??? What???

Not even the obscure verbs. DELETE. Is microsoft the type of bitch to delete using a GET request?? I bet the send passwords as get parameters.

We developed an application and deployed on production (but not launched)
And business team already created lot of garbage or dummy data. Reporting systems are huge pile of bars, stats and shit.

Now, has to destroy and clean production.

Already advise them to do experiments or testing dev or staging.

Damn. First time in my career experienced this. Has to delete production.

If Java had true garbage collection it'd delete itself. 😫

I added functions to create and delete categories on my cms project :) Its starting to come around.

When you delete anything...

new git alias :
mergetool : rm -rf .
just delete all conflicts in code

Never again...:

DELETE FROM objects WHERE id - #####;

😳...fml

How I feel when I have to restore bits and pieces of a live database from an old backup

I wished linkedin had a mass delete to all recruiter connection/"friends"

I just pressed CTRL+W in Firefox to delete a word and lost 20 tabs of docs. 😣

I had to delete a rant and 4 comments to get this. 100% worth it.

DELETE * FROM TABLE;

What do you do?

Delete the code or comment it out just in case you need it again?

I found these notes from myself 6 months ago to my future self:

// may delete this, now it's in join profile
require('./configure/auto-confirm.js');

// may delete this, now it's in join profile
require('./wso/wso-email-ad-form.js');

I don't trust it. Not deleting.

Can GET method be renamed to "accio" and DELETE to "Avada Kedavra"?

Harry Potter on my mind today.

Ok, So I should delete something to restore it ?
[App name: Dumpster]

This function doesn't work... Maybe if i delete the whitespaces of the arguments

EDGE!!! Your not my default browser... Anyone know how to delete EDGE?!?!

Overtime rant, I suspect they will try to denie me half of the overtime pay for the past week cause I did more than ordered to reach their arbitrary deadline.
I will in return offer to delete half the work I did. Rollback changesets and delete the code.

Just created a batch file to delete a directory so that I don't have to right click and move my mouse all the way to delete and click it.

Delete your Facebook
Delete LinkedIn and Gmail too

Stop visiting websites with ads
Stop being friends with anyone with smartphones

Draw your own maps
Draw your own water

Avoid drinking tap water
Avoid going out in public with your face on

Kill your own meat
Kill your gods
- From tweet

"Hey girl, I will never delete the pointer in my heart to you"

when BFs delete wrong lines of code.

$ gitreset--hard

Reminiscing the days before Mercurial and Git,

1) I delete foo.cpp.
2) I tell Subversion to delete foo.cpp from repository.
Subversion: Error - can't delete file because it doesn't exist locally.
3) I create some dummy foo.cpp.
4) Again, I tell subversion to delete it.
Subversion: Error - can't delete file because it exists locally.

Every time I get angry with Git (strangely never happens with Mercurial), I remind myself what Subversion was like.

DELETE IT ALL AND START OVER

Damn! Almost three years it must me really hard to code a delete button.

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless..

Can we PLEASE delete FUCKING AWS!!!

Fuck this god damn piece of shitware

If deleting lines of code means I'm deleting potential bugs...

should I delete EVERYTHING? ):)

Just delete the whole local repo and clone again!

(He definitely didn't know about git reset --hard head)

And yes, after several hours debugging I found a delete statement in a function called "changeName"... :)

Tip: Use Ctrl+Backspace to delete a whole word.

Damn right.

When you delete a block of code and you thought that it does nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

sometimes i just want to delete all my projects and stop coding

Do you guys use PUT,DELETE,UPDATE http requests? I use like GET and POST. Keep me updated veterans!

Supervisor: Go interview the client for requirements
Client:i want insert,update blablabla and searching,
Me: Delete?
Client:Nope we want store the data blablabla forever..
*after few weeks*
Supervisor:Can i see the progress?
Me: sure
Supervisor: where is the delete function? I want the delete button !!
Me: :/ *why the hell i hav to meet the client if i need to fllow my supervisor requirements*

#PracticalStudent #Internship #Confusing

Okay ... Windows, I really tried to be nice, but that's it. You get off my ssd right now ...

Just got the error: "filename is too long - unable to delete file" (full name incl. path)

Seriously, WHY?
I mean, sure ... Long file paths/names are a thing and this is why there are limitations. I am totally fine with it!
But Why the hell allows windows you to create those files if it is unable to delete these files later ...
I don't get it. Maybe I am just hit my head to hard as a child and someone may enlighten me ...

PS: windows was running in a VM to give it a real serious try after years on Linux

People that do not forget to delete their branch after merge on GitHub: ❤️💛💚💙💜

I just want to delete a jira…that’s all just delete it..listen you jira fucks ..just let me delete the fucking thing!!!

Me: Hey Siri delete...
Siri: Facebook account?

Devrant feature request: auto delete posts with -2 or worse rating and contains an attached image.

#sickofshittyposts

How the fuck does Linux think it's okay to let you delete the very partition it's running from?

Make micro level Git commits and push. Don't delete your branch until it goes to prod. Never.

My weather report just says "delete" for friday. ("Löschen" in german)
Seems good weather app, seems good! 🤔

Cut -> Paste
OR
Copy -> Paste -> Delete (original)?

Apply jobs
Delete rejection emails.
Side projects.
Apply jobs.
Delete rejection emails.
Repeat

Today I deleted a lot of stuff
Fields, methods, classes, files, even database tables

And for a change, it was all on purpose 😁

Feels good to refactor stuff and clear out the cruft!

Today I had my first ever prod db fuckup due to too wide where clause in delete query. Spent 8 hours restoring service. It's 02.09 now and I'm finally home, going to bed.

Interestingly enough I've enjoyed this experience...

Corporate Training: to lock your screen press ctrl+alt+delete and select lock screen.

Non-Dev: need to lock screen, ctrl+alt+delete... It's not responding... Ctrl+alt+delete.... Wait why did my computer reboot.... NOOOOOOOO... MY WORK

Me, Dev: uhm I just used Win+L...

So the library we used to interact with s3 had this very cool delete function. (Pseudocode)

function delete(bucket, file)
request = buildRequest(bucket, file)
sendRequest(request)
OK

Now imagine how many problems we setup without delete permission, because we assumed this librsry actually returns an error code

::This app says you need at least 3GB RAM.

::> delete everything there, I don't need anything.

:: uaaaaa.... you can't (long pause... ) do that.

::> I don't need anything from the laptop, delete everything and make the app run.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (he had 2GB ram)

Felt cute might delete later idk

// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.

How to convince someone that it's not helpful to delete apps running in background (RAM) on an android phone? it's like a habit for that person😌
says phone will explode with too much RAM being used and don't want apps run in background ... 😥
pls help for arguments

DELETE FROM 'users' WHERE id-1

Oops 😅 I meant id=1

Why did the developer delete all the F’s from his code?

Because he didn’t give an F. 🥁

This moment when a client uses only POST requests instead of GET, DELETE, PUT,...
So boring :/

This is also why you should always take a backup:

client.ExecuteNonQuery($"delete from {CategoryTable} where category_id-{id}");

I may be late to do this but Happy to permanently Delete my Fuckin Facebook account

if (smart === false) {
system32.delete();
} else if (smart === true) {
system32.DEMOLISH();
}

MUAHAHAH

Is the delete account option broken here ?

You work in a phone shop.

How would you, as a developer, in your own words describe the "like" function from Facebook to elderly people who ask you what it means - and don't know shit about computers?

Feel less guilty about switching teams.

exit from life with code 0 without ctrl-alt-delete and kill -9

Can we delete snow from existence

Quickly delete a double record in the production database with a script, just forgot the where statement...

I will let you decide what this is referring to:

Delete completely a project and start from zero.

Does delete account in devrant asks for confirmation of delete account or just deletes the account without any confirmation?

I know I ranted about this before but...

FHEGYOQOBGMLAEBFOEBFKHIOQMBEVCOFARQIJSABUEVEUANGIWN

Dumbass me thought "I know it's fucked up in the past but give it another chance". My google home decided to delete all of my alarms. It will not be getting another chance.

I woke up 3 hours later than expected on a normally smooth day and now I going to be late to class and I'm anything but calm.

I'm about ready to frisbee this shit out my window.

CTRL+Z instead of CTRL+C and then delete

delete * from brain_mem where year=2016 and experience='bad' and mood='sad'

Happy new year folks!

Me in my first program:
mmm... i have a error in the brackets, i'll delete one bracket... mmmm... i have still errors, i'll delete one more... i have still errors, i'll add one more

Definitely the meetings. Not sure if the "Meeting to prepare for the Sprint Planning" or the "Planning meeting to prepare for the Meeting to prepare for Sprint Planning".

I know it sounds like I'm joking, but it actually happened 2 months ago.

Google wants me to delete my memes

Some image viewers on smartphones let the user delete photos and videos by swiping them off the screen vertically. This causes the risk of it happening accidentally. Someone must have thought this is a smart idea.

If a gallery application has this anti-feature, I will immediately stop using it and install a third-party one without swipe-to-delete.

When some one says Control+alt+delete
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.
.
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It's *alternative*. Freaking *alternative*.

Why the FUCK SCALEWAY DOESN'T DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT!

Arrgh. I just want it to be deleted. I clicked delete almost 3 months now. I used their service for 2 months, charged for 4.

Ok, there is the story.

> Be me
> Be broke
> Buy their 3 Euro package
> Use it for 1 month, you know, install npm, vpn and stuff
> Be broke
> You have 0 euros in your account
> Cannot log in to server couse you didn't paid their bill
> Sure, they have right to do that
> Forget about it
> Earn money
> 3 months later, remember it
> Ok, I want to delete it, couse i don't use it anymore
> Remember you used more than 1 month, so pay your debt
> There is 3 issued bills
> Try to delete account
> Wait 1 month
> They didn't deleted your account
> Fuck it, there is the money you want
> Pay all the bills, hope it ends
> Wait 1 week
> Nope
> Open a ticket
> Says it will be deleted in few weeks.
> Wait 1 month
> DIDN'T FUCKING DELETED

WHY CAN'T THEY DELETE THAT SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHAT CAN I DO FOR MAKE THEM DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT?

FUCK.

I had been struggling with writing some test cases for days - so I decided to delete all the test methods I'd written and start from scratch - took me less than 30 minutes!

I'm happy now

This moment when you delete a buggy WindowsUpdate and Windows install it again ^^

Spent 3 hours on SO and google to find out why a listview is missing data. Finally I delete it from form and recreate it, works flawless on first compile.

sudo rm * ../assets doesn't delete all files from the assets folder... (I was sleepy at this moment)

How to destroy all table data:

* Get a database;
* Add the first table;
* Add the second table;
* Create a foreign key in second table that delete a record where there is a delete in the first table;
* Update all data in the first table with a REPLACE command.

Miracle: all data is lost

Just delete the tests.

My friends AppStore crashed so hard that he tried to delete it.

I can't help but want to delete my older repositories every time I see them.

After how long do we delete the commented code

HELP ME I used to conduct Java interviews for junior dev candidates, but since changing jobs three years ago, I've barely had to look at Java at all, and now I've forgotten everything.

Am I stuck in a never-ending loop of learning and relearning everything over and over again for eternity???

People need to learn the value of "lsof | grep delete"

"Delete, delete, delete and at the end find the ‘core aspect of the design’." - Achille Castiglioni

-> Had to remap all api endpoints on the backend...
-> The system architect raised a critical bug, saying he can't delete reports from the GUI even though the back-end is returning HTTP 200 (for now, say we also save some sort of reports in our DB)...
-> While remapping, I had returned get in the delete call xD
-> He thanked me for not doing the other way round, delete function in get call xD

On a lighter note:

Mom: How do I delete messages on my phone? I want to delete some pictures of coupons that I sent you.

Me: Why? Mom, that’s not really necessary. The messages aren’t taking up that much space on your phone. And those coupons have expired anyway.

Mom: But they’re old and I want to delete them.

Me: Ok. Get your phone.

Pseudo-code:
function edit(data){
// DB delete where data.id

// DB insert new data
}

Ahhhhh. Deleting data. Delete. Delete
Delete.

With authorization, no less.

It's almost as pleasurable as drinking coffee.

create, read, update, delete, get, store, put, post, show, view, patch, destroy, list, remove, save, status, ...

crudgsppsvpdlrss?

How much of windows 10 you will improve? How? And what would you delete?

(In case you want to delete windows 10: "that will be taken care of by op")

No, Twitter, I will not delete my tweet wishing for the death of a video game character. I will, however, delete my account and invite all my friends to move elsewhere if you don't accept my appeal.

When you develop a standalone page using JS and the old JS, JQuery libraries interfere with your current libraries!
Delete
Delete
Delete
..
.
..
Open that js file rename
Open that min.js file rename
..
.
..
Still Not working!
Cleared cache ... works like a charm!
Damn you cache and min.js!!!

"Delete, delete, delete and at the end find the ‘core aspect of the design’." - Achille Castiglioni

delete shit2.ts

Oh god..
Starts using Laravel Framework
Code some lines
Everything works fine now
*Let see what happens if I delete this*
Error
Naturally
*Redo delete*
Run *OK, now it should work like before*
Error
Why??

Now I can delete playstore