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Boss throwing up a huge source code that I didn't see before.
Boss: Hey, this is an app from a contractor to do XYZ.
Me: Oh, okay.. so?
Boss: You will continue the code and the maintenance now. How much time do you need to implement X feature?
Me: I need to see the code first, can't say nothing now.
Boss: ok I need estimation now.
Me: *getting nervous* I need to see the fuckening code first. if you want estimation now I would say one year..
Boss: what?
Me: what?18 -
How it should be:
- First: solve the problem
- Second: Write your code.
How many people do:
- First: Write code
- Second: solve code problems
- Third: Adapt code with requirements
- Forth: get lost on your spaghetti code
- Sixth: make a suicide8 -
When you start reading someone else's code and all you do is properly indent for the first 30 mins so you can actually read it.15
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Friend: Dude, could you look at my code, see what's wrong??
Me: Its not indented. Indent is properly first..10 -
Wrote the code
Ctrl+s
Ctrl+s again just in case
The page doesnt work
Ctrl+s again cause maybe it missed it on the first few tries14 -
I sometimes write code by first putting comments and then writing the code.
Example
#fetch data
#apply optimization
#send data back to server
Then i put the code in-between the comments so that i can understand the flow.
Anyone else has this habit?18 -
wrote shitload of clean architecture beautiful code and compiled successfully on the first try without crashes or errors11
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The first time writing code in an airplane was very uncomfortable. Everyone around me thought I was hacking the airliner.
I was writing HTML.3 -
!rant
Guys! I did it! Its possible!
My task was to extension a code in php. I wrote 100 lines of code and then it workes on first try without any errors!
This is a milestone!
Bill Gates is nothing against me!15 -
Code review, here the simplified version. What the fuck has to be wrong with someone who seriously codes the first variant in production code?!19
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Ninety-ninety Law - Tom Cargill
"The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time."
A good list of laws found here (old but good read):
http://globalnerdy.com/2007/07/...2 -
QA: did you test the app first?
Dev: Yes, I test all my code all the time.
*QA crashes the app within first 5 seconds.*4 -
When you're a beginner at programming and needs to code more but just made your first DevRant account.. 😭😭😭25
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My first code :-
#include<stdio.h>
void main()
{ printf("Hello Divya"); }
Output :- I have a boyfriend...1 -
My gf got me my first "rubber ducky". He is a bit sarcastic and rough on my code but I mean... He's Deadpool!!5
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Today I wrote a regex expression that worked on the first try. Today I learned that the hardest code to debug is bugless code.6
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Just trying Visual Studio Code because of it's first product from Microsoft that are totally free😂😂😂12
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My first code:-
#include<stdio.h>
void main() {
printf("Hello Priya");
}
Output:- I have a boyfriend!9 -
“Looking at code you wrote more than two weeks ago is like looking at code you are seeing for the first time.” – Dan Hurvitz1
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On my first day at work realising that I would be working on a code base with 1.5 million+ lines of code and the only documentation is half a paragraph some guy wrote the day before he left 😑3
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am so excited a girl friend of mine is graduating tomorrow with a first class honors in CS.She taught me how to code.4
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Just found this while trying to understand some code:
```
bool ok = true;
if(ok) {
// lots of code here
} else {
// even more code here
}
```
I thought this was worth my first rant...6 -
"First remove the break points, and then commit the code".
He described it as if the breakpoints could stop time!! 😂5 -
Yesterday, I decided to rewrite the code of a project I'm doing for a week. I rewrote all the code with a better agility (is it the good word? ) and I ran it. It worked the first time! It worked the first tiiiiime!4
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The best feeling in the world is when your code works the first time or when you close 100 tabs when you finish work7
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You refactor after there's code. You can't have clean code if there isn't code to be cleaned to begin with. Code first. Think of perfection later.4
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Found a "great" variable name while maintaining legacy code:
{
...
Report goodbye = Report::first($id);
goodbye->delete();
...
}
Goodbye report! 😂😂😂 -
*first class*
Teacher: Ok, you have to write if you know how to code, and write the languages too.
Guy in front of me: Yeah! Code!
Me: Hey, you know any language?
Guy: Sure! PHP...
Me: *Hm, okay, maybe he's goo...*
Guy: ...and HTML
Me: ...6 -
Holy shit looks exciting, an actual split window manager with custom layouts on win10?
https://insider.windows.com/en-us/...13 -
I saw a piece of code that, to my knowledge of software engineering, should have never worked in the first place. The code doesn't know that, and it works anyway.
I call this a "bumblebug".3 -
Sometimes dirty code is more efficient than clean code.
If features get dropped frequently and requirements change every few days, writing best-practices, tested code is wasted time. Learned that in my first job where I thought the other devs were all bad. Until I realized their bad code pays my salary, and my clean code takes more time to develop.6 -
I have to refactor code from an intern. He's VERY lucky that he already left the company.
If I'd say he programms like the first human that would be very insulting to that first human.
It looks like code at first sight, but when you try to understand what he was doing to achieve his goal you get a brainfuck. Duplicate code, unused code, dumb variable names like blRszN.
He wrote unittests like "expects Exception to be thrown or Server returns Statuscode 500".
Yes, Exception, the generic one.
THESE FUCKING TESTS ARE GREEN BECAUSE YOU DID NOT ACTUALLY TEST SOMETHING.
GREEN IN THIS CONTEXT MEANS: YOUR PRODUCTION CODE IS A BIG PILE OF SHIT.
I already removed 2 bugs in a test which caused another exception than the "expected" one and the test does still not reach the actual method under test.
Dumb fucktard.
The sad thing: The fuckers who did the code reviews and let this shit pass are still here writing code.4 -
You know that you are a Programmer when you do code mentally and when testing it it works at first try4
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Just received a job invitation for my first developer position. But I never wrote a line of code in my life. I guess my interviewer too.8
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Today users weren't able to sign up on our website in production.
The guilty code :
int ttl = 5256005760;
The first who find why will have a candy.10 -
Did I ever tell you kids about the time I worked for a company that got a contract to develop an iOS application around some object detection software that had been developed by another team?
Company I was working for was a tiny software consultancy, and this was my first ever dev job (I’m at my second now 😅). Nobody at the company has experience building mobile applications but CEO decides that the app should be written in React Native because _he_ knows React Native.
During a meeting with the client, CEO jokes about how easy the ask is and says he could finish it in a weekend. Please note that Head of Engineering had already budgeted a quarter for the work. CEO says we can do it in a week! And moves up the deadline. And only assigns two engineers to project. I am not one of those engineers.
The two engineers that are put on it struggle. A lot. They can’t seem to get the object detection to work at all, and the code that’s already written is in Objective-C. I realize one of the issues is that the engineers on the project can’t read Objective-C because they have no experience with Objective-C or even C. I have experience with C, so I volunteer to take a look at it to try to see what’s going on.
Turns out the problem is that the models are trained on one type of image format and the iPhone camera takes images in a different format.
The end of the week comes, they do not succeed in figuring out the image conversion in React Native. There’s an in-person demo with the customers scheduled for the next Monday. CEO spends the weekend trying to build the app. Only succeeds in locking literally every other engineer out of the project.
They manage to negotiate a second chance where we deliver what we were supposed to deliver at the original schedule.
I spent the weekend looking up how to convert images and figure it would be a lot easier to interface with the Objective-C if we used Swift. Taught myself enough Swift over the weekend to feel dangerous. Spoke to Head of Engineering on Monday and proposed solution — start over in Swift. Volunteer to lead effort. Eventually convince them it’s a good idea (and really, what’s the worst that can happen? If this solves our main problem at the moment, that’s still more progress than the original team made)
Spend the next week working 16 hour days building out application. Meet requirements for next deadline. Save contract.
And that’s ONE of the stories of my first dev job that got me hired as a senior engineer despite only having 10 months of work experience in the industry.11 -
I saw this on the first page of a book that discusses techniques for writing clean code... The more I think about it, the more accurate it tests.
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As an Indian girl, there are more chances of my family finding me a suitable groom than my code having its first run error free.
FML.17 -
HI there
First post always feels like the first lines of code or first commit ever ! It's exciting yeah ?
Like Hello World app
Wish me luck6 -
If your code compiles at your first attempt, try again because you are breaking the Murphy lay. The space-time could be damaged.1
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I Just created My first code in brainfuck.
My First reaction was why was this made, but as I continued it seemed to make some sense, even though All I was using was some random ascii symbols6 -
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian Kernighan2
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A little gratitude would be most appreciated when you work like ~24 hours non-stop! The people have a life too you know!5
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When someone says their code won't work, even when they tried adding the first post from a StackOverflow page.
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My first new year resolution for this 2017 is learn to do the f****ng unit test before implement the code3
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Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. :)1
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I just fixed my first code issue in my first IT job ever! Holy fucking shit I'm almost senior software engineer by now!
That magic joy of knowing that my instructions will run on someone else's computer is just mind-blowing. -
Going for my first code review. My colleagues and I will read through my main class, which is 832 lines long and a two-three comments.3
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I love code but my wife comes first. My kids come first. Although I do code for gun, a lot of times my other hobbies come first.
My life comes first. Am I alone?9 -
!rant
Just wrote my first piece of code using neural networks. Even explaining it to people is fun: "So you wrote a program that writes code?" "Exactly!"3 -
the first code on every samsung app
if(enoughSpace())
run()
else
annoyUserWith(new Popup())
closeApp()3 -
Worst legacy experience is when you go back to a project you were working on when you first started learning. My own code disgusts me the most.2
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Happy Father's Day to all the ranters out there! may your bugs be few, and your code execute correctly the first time.1
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I dont always comment but when i do, its because i have written some code that may seem like i am a retard on first look.2
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Time I made a friend... oh due to code?
Well yea let’s solve the first part of this first 😢
Actually I met my significant other putting my self through tafe (you aussies will know) nearly 10 years ago so I guess that counts 😎2 -
!rant
TFW your graphics ASM code works on the first try.
Yes, it just happened to me, and it's a relatively annoying rectangle drawing routine.
Writing complicated ASM code and making it work on the first try is definitely a new thing to me, I feel so powerful! >:D4 -
Asks help from the top student in my class. Answers "I'm really bad at debugging. My code always compiles the first time" 🙃4
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My first login function
const login = (email, password) => {
If (email && password) {
return true
} else {
return false
}
}10 -
1- Copy/Paste (code)
1- Googling before trying to fix a bugs by myself first.
1- Never finish my side projects.
2- (Worst) Still doing all the above.3 -
Started working on a new project.
Sent out my first code review for that repo.
An intern pinged me and blamed me that I have added so many comments to get more lines of code.
I have no words to reply him.3 -
First day of new year, first day of relaxing until my new job starts .. Plan to travel and not code for awhile!2
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How about you started off with programming?
I'll start with a veery old picture of my first Java-Code I've written (if you can call it eben that). At that time I tried to code using a JS-Designer. Just hilarious. 😂😂😂9 -
This is my first rant! I feel this every time I flag each function on my code looking for my mistake and still doesn't work:3
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I have reached a stage in my career that when my code works in the first try, I'm more skeptical than excited about it.1
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Hi.. one month ago i started to learn JavaScript (my first programming language)
In the 2nd proyect we create a Data dashboard i do my very best effort to create Js funcional code and other 2 girls works in css and html.
Im really proud of my work (1st time!)
A few guys told me JavaScript is awful and difficult but in a few weeks we will start in jquery.
In 2 weeks im gonna participate in Angelhack Santiago Hackathon 2018
I need an advice for me its a really big step10 -
First time people have forked and stared one of my github repositories.
Kinda exciting, but also scary. (they're looking at my terrible code)5 -
I'm proud of a chess project I made in Java, at university. It was awful but worked!
One of the first times I did some code without googling it 😋
PS: I don't code and work in Java!3 -
There is this general idea that people have that when programmers are able to run their code in their first attempt, without any error, they think of ourselves as geniuses. But i think that is the case only when you are starting to code. If a programmer with enough experience runs his/her code in their first attempt without any issues, he/she just says their thanks and moves on, because they know that the code can sense cockiness and if they get too carried away now they'll have to pay the price in future.3
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For productivity I get to work at 5:30 and code until 8:30 before I open my emails for the first time. That's when my real job starts as a Project Manager (in the throes of teaching himself to code at age 37)3
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The moment when you edit your code and run it but nothing changes and you try looking for the mistake in yor code but the only mistake is that you forgot to compile it first...2
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My code works at first run.
This can't be right.
Something must have gone terribly wrong.
I don't trust you computer!undefined am i a genius why does it work never look back this can't be right sure i can do that dave -
i *hate* when someone changes my code with out doing any of: asking first || commenting changes || telling me afterward.4
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When it finally clicked on how to write tests first and I could actually make code progress with it.2
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Any tips on how to properly document my code? I'm going to start my first internship soon so I need to learn it.11
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refactored model code to be async and use promises. executed successfully on first try.
ME: this looks suspicious, leta debug it!!!! -
Passed a code test for once and invited to interview with engineers.
I’m nervous yet proud. Any tips? It’s the first time I’ve reached this point5 -
Today, for the first time since I've started coding, I had a legitimate use case for the multi-cursor feature of my IDE in reasonably DRY code.
Edit: nvm, I added a version of the function to support arrays on the first argument.5 -
First day went great. Got my laptop all set up. I still have no idea what I’m doing. Imposter syndrome really set in as of yesterday. Looking at the code base and seeing all of the code made me feel stupid. I understand I won’t know the whole code base.
It’s also my first developer job. I just feel stupid. I’m super eager to learn. But I feel like I’m going to ask a lot of stupid questions as well.
Idk how to feel. I guess a fraud would be the right answer? How can I get more comfortable at my new and first developer job?9 -
Needing to teach myself M$ InfoPath because of legacy business code. What better way to learn than getting the feet a little wet first!
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I did my first ever open source contrinbutions yesterday! It was quite refreshing working in a different code base and fixing bugs! :D1
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At first it seemed harsh, but then I learned that he committed code like
if (a == b)
return true;
else
return false;9 -
Spent 2 days refactoring code written by our "offshore team". I've done refactoring on the same code in the past, probably upto about a week in total of refactoring now. The code looked like it was written by someone who had literally just finished their first "Hello World" app - loads of code blocks copied and pasted instead of declaring reusable functions.
The whole thing should have been done by us in the first place.
And yet our money-conscious company wants to employ more of these developers. Cheaper than us? Sure. Quantity over quality though, but I guess money is all that matters to the big cheese1 -
For the first time apart from Data Structures and Algorithms, there was a Machine Coding round where they asked me to create a small app using any language without data persistence or GUI, to see my code designing ability, LLD, code quality, whether I can implement OOP and write modular code and to see how extensible my code will be.
I did well.2 -
When I first started coding, I always assumed my code was working without testing it. Now, I assume the output is wrong if get it right on the first try :/1
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My dev Goals:
- Write better code commenting more.
- Create my first Open Source Project and publish it on GitHub.
- Improve my design skills.1 -
Found my first project's code
incase anybody wants to see the madness: https://github.com/Wittmaxi/... -
So here's the first rant after joining new company. I was reading someone's existing code and I found this line:
return 42; // Something *really* weird happened
🤔3 -
Take it easy on me, it is my first Vue code (no reusable components lol)
https://github.com/gitpushdev/...
Feedbacks are welcomed :)
(output attached)5 -
The worst rejection was one after a first interview and a subsequent 3 hour code challenge. I was super nervous as it was my first code challenge in an interview that was one of my first. I wasn't confident when I submitted my work, but the time was up and so there wasn't much to be done.
The rejection was simple. Pure silence. No arguments, or feedback. Just didn't hear nothing back and that didn't help my fresh out of university self-confidence.1 -
IMAGINE. Your code is working in the 1st attempt.
Wow, Amazing, Cool
Now go back to first word.......👀👀😑😑😑😑😑1 -
Big plays...
function collapseView(element){
/**
*it doesnt work at the first time, the function needs to be called again
*/
element.collapse();
element.collapse();
}
Literally copy and paste this code..1 -
Start the reading of "clean code".
First thing that i have learn "The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minutes".
What do you think about it ? Agree or not ? -
Good code is like a good video game. When you read it first time, it feels like magic, and you feel like it does more than it actually can.2
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Some weeks back I mentioned (in a comment) my small program capable of editing the tags in audio files based on the filename.
Today, I had some spear time and implemented it in Go (the original version was Ruby).
For people that are interested, here is a link to the repo: https://github.com/SirWindfield/...
Any help/feedback is appreciated!
I promised someone to mention him if I get to publish it. But I forgot his user name :(9 -
When you add a bunch of entity framework relationships in code, and it works the first time... Wtf.1
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<html> <script> alert("Hello World"); </script> </html>
This will be my first line of code which is actually being used by users.
But is HTML it even code?2 -
The best feeling you can have, is when rewriting big parts of code and it works perfectly first try.1
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When you know you should be writing your tests first, then your code. But you secretly do it the other way round anyway.2
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I always try to break my code when it works without errors the first time.
Just to be sure that the code I wrote is being used.
Anyone else? -
Went through some of the first code I ever wrote and saw that I had typed bar == !true...
Oh how the times change -
Oh boi, that weird feeling when the code is alright, no errors, the first time you save or compile it11
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First day is over on the new job. So much information about onboarding and hr, but I just want to code...2
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I've just started my new career with a job in IT operations and I love it. After my electrical engineering degree I fell into a job as a website manager for a small company, I self taught html and css and I knew from then that I had found a job that didn't feel like a job. I'm excited to learn everything I need to know to progress as far as I can go in this industry. In my first few weeks at this new job (where i have my own office!) I've self taught python to create automation scripts for live projects, currently up to my eyeballs trying to figure out how to change the VB code for an excel module.....Then there have been so many other projects and bugs and I love it! Any tips and advice is greatly appreciated!undefined new job first post newbie advice needed gimme more money bitch learning to code operations2
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I'm a php developer
I don't like
If (something) {
//code here
}
I like
if (something)
{
//code here
}
Sorry.
EDIT:
However, in javascript, I'm fine with the first example. I may need professional help.28 -
When you have to talk about code and your not sure of the person in front of you knows more.
First business rendez vous!
Ill rant after ;) -
Wrote code, tested it, and pushed to production for the first time in 3 months.
Great {diety} in {afterLifeLocation} it felt so goooooood to get back to developing. -
I read the source code of a guy who decided to name his variables, functions, and comments in Spanish which is not a language I'm familiar with. So I need to first translate the code into English and then understand what it does.1
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For the first time in 20 years I used and xor operator.
I wrote in line of code instead of two.
How uses the xor operator?7 -
!rant
Today I got access to the code for the new contract I’m working on.
It all built first time from source.
I’ve never wept such joyful tears. -
Pretty sure that the code doesn't work on the first run, so I thought why not debug it now? but then when am I actually gonna run it...
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First day at work and after seeing the codebase and how everyone's talking about the code, I'm pretty sure I don't have imposter syndrome, I'm just that bad...13
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*opens up a library file, reads first line*
{-# LANGUAGE TemplateHaskell #-}
Oh boy, this is gonna be intense...
I always dread having to go through Template Haskell code. -
Had one of those unicorn coding moments where my from-scratch code worked the first time I wrote and tested it. That hasn’t happened in a long time.
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New hire and haven't did anything other then look at the code base. How long did it take until you actually start contributing code at your first job?9
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Once a programmer writes his first line of code, he can never undo it.
Despite of no-code mood, I opened the IDE and started typing with a single finger.
What's wrong with us? We breath code -
Using vim without plug-in and writing my first ever python code (not "hello world") on it
Hail emacs!2 -
Thinking of writing new books
"How to become obese in a week?"
And
"Race between your code and yourself. Who explodes first!"3 -
We have all run the same code although it didn't work the first time. And it never worked the second.😂😂
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Treat documentation as first class folks. DOCUMENTATION is important. And yes, code does does replace a good documentation. Code and documentation are not mutually exclusive.4
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When you've just completed the code and the boss asks you to add more features. Like I'm trying to finish the project first here.... >,>2
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Brian Kernighan once said that "debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it."2
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Do the hard stuff first. Then everything else looks easy. Make a mess of the code, then fix it and make it efficient.4
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My first software boss who didn't like sharing the source code...
OR using built in classes
and insisted on using frames because "they prevent caching" 😂2 -
<rant>
Those nagging coworkers who first insist then plead followed by beg to approve a code review just before the deadline. Sigh ;-(
</rant> -
Built my first user generated content loading system that I still use today (obviously cleaned up code that doesn't contain the words fuck and cunt every second variable)
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architecting non-trivial code for the first time and doing poorly
returning to it and having trouble building on top and around it
fml
bicycle stick comic meme1 -
->Replaced Windows with Ubuntu Budgie on first day of internship
->Ubuntu crashes under slightest pressure (running Firefox with like 5 tabs + VS Code)
😔5 -
Every body has that moment when they code their first ever project and feel like flying on top of the world..
just remembering that moment when i had done my first ever app and i was like wooow i made this work.
so sharing my first ever project
https://github.com/iamaamir/...
i would love to see all the others had done as their first project feel free to post your's one2 -
My first game jam,
I was first excited about coding but when I started, I was caring about making my code clean, and I lost too much time focusing on this... You should see the end, such a mess ! Spaghetti code, pointers everywhere but hey, it worked 😊 -
WWDC or 2hours commercial
None life of code like the google io(first day)
“Developers conferences” are comming less dev and more marketing1 -
Made my first chrome extension today. That's why being able to code is great. I wished I could make something easier, and I did.
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When you debug nasty code and first committer has but his/her name on top of file. Searching author's home address after long day.
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When your computer science teacher asks to write the psedo code and flow chart first, instead of just coding the program. That frustration!!!!9
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First thing that I do with weird bug: trying to execute buggy code inside runOnUiThread{} / DispatchQueue.main.async{} and see if it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Me during HR interview.
Q) What makes you Happy?
Ans: when my code compiles successfully in the first attempt.1 -
Don't know why but I prefer to work/code on linux. It pissed me off when we had to work on windows on java and C labs on uni. On first data bases lab we got linux machines and the first thing we did was starting windows VMs...
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First contact with code was about 10 years ago, trying to customize my own server of the old Tibia (pre historic mmo game) with lua language
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The most excited I was about my code was when I shrunk a bunch of easy if-else statements to a couple of lines using ternary operator. It wasn't groud breaking but it was the first time I felt like a programmer writing nice code.
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The most scary moment about running the code for the first time is when no errors are displayed and you're sure it's not because everything is working as intended but because the error is so critical it won't show itself so easly1
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So I started learning Java and there are lots of boilerplate code. To use some Date functions there is a requirement to import it first before you can use it lol. In PHP and JS no need to import anything so less code.20
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First you code, than manger asks you to prepare a ppt to explain it to non tech people.
Suck in demands.2 -
Submitted my first ever assignment for Computing today 🎉🎉 I'll admit I am surprised how little written code assignments I have on the Programming module though...
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It is quite a hard pick either generally coding with friends for fun or getting my first ever program done completely by myself (and I don't mean Hello world but rather my first small 'project') . But I'd probably go with my first ever program. Even though retrospectively the code is let's say not that great, it was still an awesome learning experience to actually create sth working out of code
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Writing my first code review. Even though it really is a nice review and I'm happy with the solution code, I still somehow feel like an asshole for each critique I make. Maybe it's unavoidable with code reviews / pull requests?3
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When I first discovered QBASIC installed on my machine, cracked open the source code to Gorillas, and tried changing it to see what would happen.
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Hey guys! Hear out, I just code and it works on first compile!
And its not just code, its also interact with database query!3 -
In a long git project what u find commit message
"Minor fixes" or "minor code updated"
At the first commit you will find "initial code"
Agree?? -
Oh what a wonderful life we lead, when first we code, debug and repeat.
(Before you ask me: it's an original btw)2 -
I learned my first lines of code in school. Oh the feeling of making "Hello world" appear on the screen😭😍
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First games console ever tried: NES. Around 1986.
First computer:
Sinclair Spectrum +2 !! Around 1988. I used to buy those books that came with code. I wrote all that code in but hardly ever played the actual game.
Once met the guy who created lots of game faves at the time (manic miner, chucky egg etc). That's where it all started...4 -
Pushed some code last night. Can't remember exactly how I wrote my changelog. I think it was coherent? Checked DevRant first.
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You start a new project. Do you:
1. Code the application first and worry about naming, branding, and graphic design once the core is finished.
2. Name and brand the application first, get all the graphic assets ready, then worry about coding the core.4 -
I started with Gothic II modding as a kid and copy pasted the hell out of that game.
After that I learnt to code Java in school. And was shattered because of the things I did back then.
At my first job I learnt to code RIGHT. So... learning to code is a long process.1 -
When you don't compile small code snippet and keeps on writing lines of codes and after writing large lines of code that one moment when you start compiling your code for the first time
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My project setup:
-Entity Framework (Code first)
-Autofac (Dependency Injection)
-Asp.Net MVC C# with service layer pattern.
How is your setup? :)1 -
I discovered you could edit the Visual Basic code in MS Access. I would read the code that was in there and figure out how i could extend it to do what i want. first code i ever wrote was a switch statement to control whether a set of buttons were enabled based on a dropdown value.
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The first code i ever wrote was a case statement in Visual Basic. I didnt really know what I was doing, just looking at the code that was already there and figuring out how to extend it to include more cases. I was about 17 at that point. I didnt properly start learning until I did Java in my first year of University.
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I have dreamed of this feature since the very first release of Visual Studio Code. But now, finally, that dream has become a reality.3
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Nothing scarier than running code you blindly written (compile only) in production for the first time and it just works6
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I thought that I'll be loving the first day on a new job, but I'm been waiting for hours to make some code.1
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!rant
Had my first Open Source Contribution in Code. Start of something new 😁😁
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Fuck entity framework code first! It's a pain in the ass making relationships work with code first! 😑😑6
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Do you write your comments before or after you write the code?
Do you write var foo = 1; and then go back a line above it / beside it to comment, or do you write the comment line / block first prior to writing the code statement?6 -
Recently I've finally finished my first game in Unity3D <3 But I'm self-taught and it's probably not really well-made. I'd love to show code to someone with real experience but I don't have any friends in game dev -.-
Does anyone know where I could get some kind of code review (for free would be great, since I won't earn a penny from this game)?
Shameless plug for anyone interested:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...1 -
Converting code to swift 3.
First time I've seen build succeeded in 4 days.
Error on user log in screen.1 -
First motorcicle accident. So happy that I wear gloves so that tomorow I will code without a problem. 😁
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i had this crazy dream that there's a code ghost that erases the blocks of code i wrote and produces bugs to my programs... damn this is the first time i got really scared.
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Low self-confidence dev:
I'm testing out code that I've written for an hour and works the first time I run it. My first thought: "Well, I guess I'm just getting better at writing code with less obvious bugs -- better debug through all the LOC I just wrote." -
I'm doing the thread again; post music to code to. I'll go first with 8-bit influenced jazz fusion band Sungazer:
https://sungazermusic.bandcamp.com/3 -
Converting code to swift 3.
First time I've seen build succeeded in 4 days.
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Just had a random nostalgia moment:
Childhood days playing wolfenstein 3d in the telephone cable modem internet times.
I clearly remember the first cheat code i used in my entire life for that game : ILM
What was your first cheat code and the first game that comes to your mind when talking about your childhood games :)2 -
Jeej first project. Read: 101 FE bugs to fix. In code i've never seen before. With bare minimum support. Though day. First steps with Gulp are set. yay1
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That feeling when you add a shitload of code and it works from the first timeundefined iamfuckingecstatic laravel firstlaravelproject itwerelike100linesofcodeinalaravelcontroller thisshithasneverhappenedtomebefore
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I am first in my family, no one before me had done coding. So
my family supports me in;doing code...3 -
My first working code added to the office's project's codebase. It's really an amazing feeling to see my written code along with other dev's code. The senior developers were very supportive and helpful. There is a lot to learn. 😁
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Finishing work on a Friday when cascade delete won't cascade delete in EF and throws foreign key issues. That's my weekend doomed to be spent obsessing over why.
Piss.2 -
Applied for Interview based on beautiful landing page, employee benefits, decent salary, awesome interview questions exchange etc.
First day on the job, just meetings all day,
Second day, saw the product code.
Shittiest code I have seen in my lifetime.5 -
Why can't Jira support standard markdown (as defined by Daring Fireball / John Gruber et al)?
Why does it need an own markup syntax and even fail with it. Using ticks ` for code once worked, now it lets the first tick stay, eats the first code character and highlights it as code. Just why?!6 -
Best experience: Writing code for 2 hours straight, running for first time and it works perfectly. The feeling is euphoric
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I just compiled a code.
no any compile error at first compile !
I tested all inputs and outputs, everything is correct !
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Coding on the right track is doesn't matter for those who really want to contribute, they decide first lets start code nor lets start code for this or that :/
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Most painful code!!
Well , it was to write a code in 'C' which will print first N times prime numbers. As a noob , it was really very painful.5