You dare to use my spells against me?

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client side validation ?

Quite true about those EA basterds.

And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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*in a Yu-Gi-Oh voice* you have activated my trap card

“Hybrid is the future, it’s faster to develop, more efficient and has no real downside or impact”

I'm a programmer, I don't have life

Oh boy its actually embarassing...

I was in a cosplay event, when I realized I only have 30 minutes till I check in for my first day in the job as a support agent.

I never had the time to change because of traffic and I was commuting so I spent the next 9 hours in side the company premises wearing a japanese schoolgirl uniform.

...I got quite everyone's attention, even the HR... ( well at least the HR just reprimanded me about that >_<)

Note to self: remember to give yourself 30 minutes more of allowance....

Every fds ever

Love for i

Stackoverflow vs GitHub

For love i

...this

Can't sleep

made my day

This is so mean

Offline status: online

Oh I forgot.
Once I got promoted with more responsibility and my pay raised, but since I just passed some tax threshold for few $ my net income was more or less 1 hundred $ lower than before the promotion...

Is there for the programming language "Crystal" a library called "Meth" ?
I'm affraid to google this. 😳

Not original but true

Funny coz it’s true

Not sure if I'm a robot or not

When a communist starts coding!!

😂😂😂

💦💦💦💦💦💦

the truth about python...

Me: I mend shoes

me: "Why not just use AJAX?"

guy who wasn't kidding: "Uh... oh is that a SOAP joke? Haha.."

:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/

New project, sent a 7 page contract to the client. First day of work and client begins to ask things outside scope and terms.

I explained what is written in contract and he interrupted me saying "I READ THE CONTRACT".

One minute later, he starts asking the same things again.

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad