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Django, Python, Java, HTML
Location

Bucharest, Romania

Joined devRant on 5/20/2017

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I dunno.....Can someone tell me?

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Confession:
I don't drink coffee.

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Waiting for those dev rant stickers

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When technology becomes naughty 🤣🤣

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When you discover #C0FFEE is not a drink but a color.

(Sadly it's not brown but a strange light green)

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When you have a million things to do but CS memes are life :)

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Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller: Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse.

Caller: Mmmmm? Oh really? I will send a picture….

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Guess whom should've used version control before "big change"?

(in the past projects)

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once for all

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This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

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"I don't need to comment my code because I will remember what everything does/stands for later..."

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My boss to me: Holy shit dude I think you have very serious case of OCD.

Me: :/

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Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

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They break your heart too 😭💔

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Ask for help, it's not a sign of weakness. I've missed way too many deadlines because I've been too prideful or overly
ambitious.

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Just finished assisting a junior dev with optimizing his code.

What used to take 2+ hours now takes less than 4 mins! 😎

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When you are enjoying but windows doesn't like to party

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Job requirements nowadays...

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Me: I'm done working for today, let's pack up and go home !
Windows: :)
Me: You better fucking not-
Windows: Installing update 1 of 893...

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That feeling when you became the reason a rule was introduced at work :")

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Student - Teacher renaming .c to .exe make the program executable ?

Teacher - Yes

A group of people stand up and walking to the door

Teacher - Where are you all going ?

Students - We are going to drop this class.

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Never assume anyone will figure out anything on their own

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Love your job, not your company.

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Let's see if this kitty survives the code review and makes it to production.

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BEST THING EVER

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Hello darkness ... my old friend

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Me: You girl are Exceptional, should I catch or throw you?

Her: You can try

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Pro tip - Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system.
Kinda shitty tip

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Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

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This is what unix does to you

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