don't disturb the coders who wear head phones. It will take 2 more hours to make them back to track

:p Python rocks

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Polymorphism

0!=1
mathematicians vs programmers

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

Trying to meet the deadline with style!

Works fine for me

The deadline got pushed up... To the end of the week.

When you know whats wrong, but you have no fucking clue how to fix it.

Me when I close all my issues in record time

wheiii got my new shirt :P

UDP Joke

I don't judge other developers for not knowing or understanding a particular concept, I judge them for pretending like they do...

Just had to install XP to adapt our VB6 client code for a new release of the server. Oh the horror of it all!

That's a tough career choice decision to make 😝

That moment when you resolve a bug you have been working on all morning long!

The best way to write maintainable code is to imagine the next person who has to debug your code. Then imagine that they have your phone number, personal address, and your daily schedule.

Normal User Vs Linux User

An interest at a young age, countless hours exploring, college, University, portfolio, junior job, promotions, finally you're senior developer - over a decade of hard work paid off...

"You're good with computers, can you fix my toaster?"

💥😳🔫

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

when people think you know everything...

Python

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just change the environment to dark.

When cancel operation lasts longer than actual task.

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

Call internet provider to ask about a problem :
costumer service: in order to help you, I need to know what windows version do you use, Windows 8, windows 7...
Me: I use linux
Costumer service : I'm sorry, we don't provide support to Windows Linux