Who wrote this fucking algorithm!

To the cunt who named himself "Uncaught ReferenceError: username is not defined":
Sincerely, fuck you.

In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

The day I named a variable "new" and stuck there for hours trying to find what's wrong.

My co-worker committed his gmail password today.

Someone is mining Bitcoin in town

EVERYTIME!!

So the head developer at my company quit, and I was chosen to replace him. I haven’t even graduated college yet and am already leading development at a company with over a million active users. Is this real life?

Well played google

Quick shout out to windows for thinking .css files should be opened with Skype.

Plot twist

Everything is going as planned

When you "fix" a bug not by actually fixing the bug but by disabling the user's ability to cause the bug.

I know it wasn't ethical, but I had to do it.

Semester 4 started this week, we all got to vote which day we wanted the lecture to be held on. There were quite a few options. My preference was Monday at 7:30pm.

So I entered the poll, as I have every other semester. But I noticed something, this particular poll didn't require any form of identification. Not even a Student ID.

I dug deeper, found that it used local cookies to store weather you'd voted or not, this is obviously a security problem, so I opened up Python and wrote a simple Selenium program to automate this process.

I called it the "Vote Smasher". First it would open the webpage, then it would choose Monday 7:30pm and vote. Then it would clear it's cookies, refresh and do it over again.

I ran it fifty times.

Can you guess what the revealed vote was for UCD SP4 IT was?

I heard my lecturer mutter:
"The votes aren't usually this slanted..."

I could hardly contain my giggles.
My vote won by about fifty over the others 😂

Let me just say, it was his fault for choosing such a naive poll system in the first place 😉

Loser.

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Biggest dev sin: re-inventing the wheel EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Here we go

oh god

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

AI steal my jobs? I'll become AI's client, and put them into nightmare.

Well...

Mouth noises from coworkers

In case of fire:

Git commit
Git push
Git out of building

I wish there was a .gitignore for people

THIS AD IS ANNOYING!!! 😬

I guess it's a bad rant…

What gif

Ahhh DDoS attacks