Dunno if I'm supposed to laugh :/

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

Settings done right!

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

I have nasty dirty secret to admit..

I newer did actual "Hello, World" program.....

I feel ashamed :(

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

:)) finally a good answer

"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Want to understand a DDOS attack?
Imagine trying to work while being interrupted every few seconds.. forever.
Just like an open office!

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

Show me the code

I know a few developers who do this 😂

Code reuse.

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

A customer just suggested that we use HTML for our web application...

Don't you just love it when customers give you coding advice 😝

For my passionate coders out here, I have some tips I learned over the years in a business/IT environment.

1) Don't let stupid management force you into making decisions that will provide a bad product. Tell them your opinion and why you should do it that way. Never just go with their decision.
2)F@#k hackathons, you're basicly coding software for free, that the company might use. Want to probe yourself? Join a community and participate in their challenges.
3)No matter how good you are, haters are common.
4)Learn to have a good communication, some keywords are important to express yourself to other developers or customers. Try crazy things, don't be shy.
5)Never stand still, go hear at other companies what they offer, compare and choose your best fit. This leads me into point...
6)if you've been working for over a year and feel that you have participated enough in the companies growth, ask a raise, don't be afraid...you're wanted on the market, so either they negotiate a new contract or you find another job.

I'm sharing these with you as I made many mistakes regarding these points, I have coded for free or invested so much time in a company just to prove myself. But at the end I realize that my portfolio is enough to prove that I'm capable of doing the job. They don't like me? Or ask me stupid questions that I can google in 5 minutes. I'll just decline the job and get something better. Companies end up giving me nothing in return compared to the work I have put into it. At the end after some struggles you'll find a good fit and that's so important for your programming career. Burnouts happen quite often if you're just a coding puppy.

If some of you still have additional tips be sure to post them under here

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Google owns us.

Development time....

When you want a stress ball but can't think of a good rant

Are you kidding me? 😂
This progress bar is the best

True story.

Found the perfect home for my new devRant sticker (with some minor modification). Thanks @dfox!

Math.floor("bodies"); //Let the bodies hit the floor

Found this in web

#truestory

Learned Python by working 6 year with it. The first tool I made in my spare time was a porn playback helper.

My advice for new devs, or to all of us :)

Yes, This is really true...