You have done a great job!! Thanks for delivering the project on time. It is exactly what I asked for. I will ask for no changes and I will pay you right away.

Said no client ever.

Love winrar

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

502 Bad Gateway

My company doesn't allows or uses Wi-Fi. It's too dangerous... Like fucking really. We also don't use a repository. We version stuff by dates folders. Yes we are a ecommerce business.

Normal people count from 1 to 10. Smart people count from 0 to 9.

go home AVG you are drunk

It's 2016, yet universities do programming tests on paper! More irritating is the lecturer, who is a slow typist and can't do touch typing.

Amen :p

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Beginner and an expert

This is how cables are meant to be! 😍

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Built a little web app today, have a look if you care.

Soz about the load time

http://twitter-cleanup.code101.co.uk/...

"Everyone can code" - Tim Cook
Clearly you've never met my team!

Life goal: go to sleep in the same day I woke up

College was a hell lot of fun.

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

note 7 is really “Booming” right now

Every time someone posts their multi monitor setup I'm looking at my setup and be like: "Will this community accept me?"

Russian-roulette in Bash

By day, I'm a developer.

At night, I'm a father of two awesome kids and a husband to a fantastic wife.

Stop fucking asking me to work after hours! Just because you sacrifice your life to the office doesn't mean we all do.

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Just watched Silicon Valley season 1.

Cannot stress how motivated I am to get stuff done right now.

Computer is starting up as I type this on my phone.

A more experienced friend told me
"don't be a pussy, test in production"

I'm the one fixing the bugs, not him