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Programmers calendar be like....

oh man.....

I really dont understand the hate for Java, people specially showing on devRant. Java is such a beautiful language. Im ready to take on the negatives if Java loses. Java lovers can put ++ and hater can hit --. Let's see the results at the end of the week.

"I wish I could browse devRant at work"

Well wish no more!

http://www.jsrant.com/

@dfox will I have my third entry on the projects page? 😇

We use to code together...

Next weekend is our marriage. Bless us. 😊

True?

When you're preparing for a release and when you're done, your recycling bin looks like this.

The fact...

that moment when your first pull request to a major deep learning library is merged and you have no friends who understand what that means and to share your happiness!😓
no problem, you've devRant! 😁

"The support Group 'Dealing With UTF-8 Problems' meets in the upÃ√Á¼er floor.

Guys! @dfox is doing an interview at my local tech radio show! Check it out on tunein WLJS . I can't wait to hear his inspiration for devRant.

When you can't find a good tutorial on YouTube and you have to actually read. 😂

They say it will take you 300 years to download the internet. You probably can't do that but you can get pretty close. Just hit Rebuild on Android.

That moment when starbucks open right below your apartment 😍 #freeWiFI

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

The difference between passing argument by value and passing it by reference.

"Java is to JavaScript as pain is to painting"

Countdown has begun! July 29 is the last day we see this f***ing dialog. Bye bye annoying Windows 10 update.

For 30+ years I thought I needed faster computers. Turns out what I needed was a dog.

Truth be told

*my first day on the job to work on a website used by dozens of companies worldwide and 1000s of users*

me: So where can I find the git repository?
dev: Git?
me: Uh... what kind of source control do you use?
dev: We don't use anything fancy like that.
me: *freaking out a little, I already committed to this job*
me: So then where do you edit your code and how do you back it up?
dev: Oh, I just edit it on FTP and zip all the code every week.

oh the rage..

many times

Don't make rushed decisions

Bored...

Me: Okay Google, call Dad.
Google Now: Which Dad?

Fuck you Google.

I swear they implemented this to just so they could put more "sad faces" into Windows.

I plan to integrate it in the very next crack xD

There you go
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