That's not an alert, Google. Let me sleep.

When i'm in the coding zone i listen the same song on loop, is that weird?

So I told my wife one week ago: "Yeah, you should totally learn to code as well!"

Yesterday a package arrived, containing a really beautiful hardcover book bound in leather, with a gold foil image of a snake debossed into the cover, with the text "In the face of ambiguity -- Refuse the temptation to guess" on it.

Well, OK, that's weird.

My wife snatches it and says: "I had that custom made by a book binder". I flip through it. It contains the Python 3.9 language reference, and the PEP 8 styleguide.

While I usually dislike paper dev books because they become outdated over time, I'm perplexed by this one, because of how much effort and craftsmanship went in to it. I'm even a little jealous.

So, this morning I was putting dishes into the dishwasher, and she says: "Please let me do that". I ask: "Am I doing anything wrong?"

Wife responds: "Well, it's not necessarily wrong, I mean, it works, doesn't it? But your methods aren't very pythonic. Your conventions aren't elegant at all". I don't think I've heard anyone say the word "pythonic" to me in over a decade.

And just now my wife was looking over my shoulder as I was debugging some lower level Rust code filled with network buffers and hex literals, and she says: "Pffffff unbelievable, I thought you were a senior developer. That code is really bad, there are way too many abbreviated things. Readability counts! I bet if you used Python, your code would actually work!"

I think I might have released something really evil upon the world.

So I've been working with this "developer" on a client project and she is still refusing to use GIT.....

You know 💩 got serious, when you type 50+ line of codes in nano editor.

Dear xiaomi, you mean to tell me that you consider 750$ cheap?

yes, lineage os is still on nightlys

Is it just me, or do all developer relationships end with blocking each other on GitHub?

Xcode humor.. 😏

Get a call saying password incorrect.

*Me testing login details*.... Works fine.

Tell user that it was a typo.
*They get angry*
*They start whispering to coworker "oh so it's a capital?!"

Next thing I hear, NVM I found the issue.

*Hangs up*

I wish people on the radio and news would stop saying "cyber".

One thing that is really difficult is when you are writing let's say C code for months, and then you switch to C# or Python, you immediately use C-style logic and forgo the easier, shorter Python syntax!

I did a python kata on the Codewars website. After submitting it, I realized my solution was like 10x longer than every other solution. Talking about hand in face.

Stuck to basics and forgot about Python's amazing shortcuts. What are you going to do!

Me: I'm done working for today, let's pack up and go home !
Windows: :)
Me: You better fucking not-
Windows: Installing update 1 of 893...

Am i the only one who always think so much before posting anything here and ends up without posting 🤔

Sums up my life. And my property.

I'm bored! Mail me to email ID in https://pgp.mit.edu/pks/lookup/... I may or may not reply. Cuz I may not remember the password for that email ID.

So much talk about wannacry and security, but everyone will forget in a few weeks and go back to using old unpatched OS with vulnerabilities.. Why don't people understand that security is a necessity, not a luxury!

So some shit bags here keep posting stuff of 9gag, reddit and 4chan just for the heck of it...PEOPLE THIS IS FOR RANTING OHH MY GAWD ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THIS ANOTHER STUPID FACEBOOK PAGE.. We can post rants at 2 hour intervals because everyone needs proper exposure. Now you stupid annoying fucks who want +++++ for getting the free stress ball. Go get a life! If you want a ++ fucking earn it, if you think memes are the only way, then SPEND YOUR GODDAMN PUNY LIFE MAKING YOUR OWN.

I was totally fine with memes till today, my entire fucking home page is filled with fucking memes ripped off the Internet and SOME AREN'T EVEN DEV RELATED.

BE CIVILIZED GUYS, WE'RE HERE TO VENT, IF YOU'D WANT US TO HAVE A LAUGH JUST POST A FUCKING LINK TO A FACEBOOK PAGE WHERE YOU GET YOUR STUPID MEMES, WE HAVE INTERNET ACCESS TOO YOU KNOW!

"Is that a script or a hand job?"

A friend's colleague (who's pretty bad at English) that refers to manually typing in to the console as "a hand job".

When you realize the Linux kernel overallocates memory like United Airlines overallocates seats on a plane.

But for some reason we're ok when Linux does it.. less ok for an airline. >_<

When I'd rather be on devrant that pay attention to my own graduation

So this happened...phone somehow turned on in my pocket and the fingerprint sensor rubbed against the fabric a lot of times...didn't have access to my phone for FREAKING 2 HOURS!! Why should my phone get locked by the fingerprint sensor?? The way I see it, if you are someone else, you either have my finger...or you don't...like you could kill me and chop my hand off or be crafty and try and use my finger while I'm asleep or drugged...either way, it wouldn't take that many tries to unlock my phone 😒😒.

There is so much wrong with that code...

Switching to linux whoo, back to the trusted systems

Ooh, look! Node got async/await!
Ooh, look! I can lint shell scripts with shellcheck!
Ooh, look! Webpack 2 has been released!
Ooh, look! I can switch over from npm to yarn!

There is so much stuff I want to upgrade and optimize in our project, that I forget about the actual JIRA ticket.

When your heart is at the right place, but Google keeps suggesting 'Yo mama' jokes...

Umm, Wut?

When you are watching a talk about microservices and the speaker start talking about pros and cons...

Fuck that shit, show me the code!

I'm trying to detoxify myself from jquery. It's hard, I know. To this day, I did not touch it for two months and I received a small medal which certify it. My friends and my familiars are helping me in this path and I want to thank them

Why can I subscribe to my own rants? 🙃confused 🙃

So, who here plays ingress... What faction?